To be dull and conformist and actually answer the question for once
I finally got round to writing/finishing/rewriting my best man's speech for a wedding on Saturday. I might even practice it tomorrow, who knows.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Any macadamias?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I'm afraid not m'dear
Would you like me to write you a speech?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Maybe after the wedding I will do
Maybe I'll immortalise you in song, who knows.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)

did you include the tier line?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Was this suggested the other day?
If so, I don't remember seeing it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)

it's on the popular page
something about the occasion being so moving, even the cake was in tiers. Find it difficult to write?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Aha
I didn't see that, I disappeared after folk suggest I stare at the bride breathing heavily or shit on the cake.

It was pretty easy to write; I've known him for ages, and he has many things to be made fun of.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)

so no shitting in the cake then :(
edit: but I'm glad it was easy to write, and I hope you suitably embarassed him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Probably not
I'd quite like to eat it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

what
eat the shit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

The cake
Hence why I shan't be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

My My
That is cutting it a bit fine.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Not really
Talks for uni were generally written the night before, even in final year.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Well
I can see that you're well versed in writing things last minute.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Damn straight
Although it's generally writing songs in short amounts of time, often about cake.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)