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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In my on-going quest for pics of young B3tans on the internet, I have found one of young Darth with his daddy.
theberry.com/2010/07/20/if-theres-a-parenting-handbook-they-didnt-read-it-18-photos/parent-fail-4/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:42, 106 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ha!
That's so cruel that it's funny!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I wouldn't like to judge his parenting skills from that picture.
However, I am intrigued by the shadow he's casting. That's quite some piercing.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Sorry Clendrix
You have to be this small (I'd say about 2'4") to ride that

OMGZ lol pedo joke lol
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

www.careaboutwildlife.info/images/BabyCrow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
SEE, I WAS BEAUTIFUL AS A CHILD!






What went wrong...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
just keep calm and carrion
*dissolves into giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
If I don't know better
I'd have said you'd gone stark raven mad
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I'm out of crow related puns now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
that's nothing to crow about

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
To be honest, if I could come up with any more
I'd be pretty chough-ed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I think you'd look a bit of a tit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
-1 smug point
Tit is not a corvid. Now sit down and eat your humble croissant whilst I find a way to Paridae you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I wasn't aiming for a corvid
just another bird
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I was hoping you'd at least follow that up with another tit pun
Or would such behaviour be caeruleus?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I'm not putting in much effort
I feel a bit ropey today
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I think we're delving into the territory only held by people with PhDs in crowology.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
(If I could do my PhD in crowology I'd be a much happier person)

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
It's a shame I'm on my phone
and the house has no internet (yet...) I couldn't get a rook in with all these puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
La-La-La-Lampito
darlingofourage.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bouncin_baby_blogs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
hahahaha!
Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
haha
but really, on my facebook there's one of me as a young child holding a dissected heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
UToL
babyanimalz.com/community/sites/default/files/images/baby-octopus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)
broody much?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
*whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
no wonder he was such a fat teenager

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
pot calling kettle fat

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

fat a bit rapey-looking
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)
that had nothing to do with croissants
I wasn't smug until after uni
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)
is that because you got more than a 2:2?
I'd be smug about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Woo, I can be smug

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
partly
I got a 2:1, and I was stoned almost all the time. that's worth being smug about.

I just gained more confidence and stuff. my mrs helped, and getting better on the guitar and surfing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
it's ok I just wanted to mock people who got a 2:2

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
what degree did you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I'm doing it now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
oh yeah
memoryfail
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
bloody stoners

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
yeah
think I'm going to head home soon. I feel rough :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Aww poor little vippy wippy got the manfwu?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
naa, I haven't been sleeping well for a couple of weeks
catching up with me I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
bad news dude

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
hope you feel better
before next Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
me too
part of the reason why I'm taking the afternoon off. to aid recovery
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
One of the guys on my masters
Graduated with a basic bachelors after doing pretty much no work for 5 years. Now that's what I call rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
is that worse than a 3rd?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I think it would be the equivalent of that
But seeing as that means he missed out on about 6 or 7 possible bands above that, it's pretty damn bad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
that is pretty bad
if I can do bugger all work, get stoned all the time and still manage a 2:1 Masters in Civil Engineering, you'd surely have to try and fail to do worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I managed to get "Ungraded" in my English O level.
I'm more your "school of hard knocks" type.



(Well, more "day release of light buffeting" to be honest)
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I got ungraded in a History GCSE
through misreading the exam timetable :-/

day release of light buffeting is a great turn of phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Is that the brother from Clarisa Explain's It All ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
he was much more ginger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I love Clarissa
"oh look, it's Sam"

*guitar* boow-woooow
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Intolerably ginger
The kid in that photo just needs a slap across the face with halibut, possibly wrapped round a brick depending on how precocious he is. In the good old days, the brother from Clarissa Explains it All would have immediately been sent for a "shower."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Here's a young Clendrix
Aww

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
and one of Kitty
www.tighthelluv.com/images/articles/273_main.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
haha wrong toys

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
oh my word that is several shades of wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I know
I searched for pole dancing midgets on google (with safe search on) because typing 'poledancing children' felt so awful
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
yeah pole dancing midgets sounds much less questionable....

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
sadly there were no results

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
srsly?
on the intrnts?! Although you did have safe search on, there probably aren't any respectable pole dancing midgets.

Either that or you've found a niche market.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Guess who
lolabrigada.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/baby-devil.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
could be anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
he's sort of wearing tights
maybe it's DiT
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Well done

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
:D
I has a clever
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I've found Kitty's nan when she was a lass!
polandian.home.pl/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fireman-pole.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
hahah
that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I can't stop looking at her
I hope I'm not on the turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
or return rather

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Haha
I turned once, then turned back.
I'm like Dick Whittington
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
actually
better one for Kitty www.slowtrav.com/blog/eden/mike%20pole%20dancing.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
awww bless!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Chompy
scenedecrime.blogs.com/scenedecrime/images/2008/09/17/paul_bernardo.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTA
www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/stockphotopro_181837VCR_0580020196.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
that's proper cute

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
aww!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
That's a bit freaky actually
But she doesn't look hard enough to be scouse.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Since your here I'll dig out one of Madam Marlborough I found.
Give me a mo.

theberry.com/2010/07/20/if-theres-a-parenting-handbook-they-didnt-read-it-18-photos/parent-fail-2/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Haha, cute

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Oh it's my Communion photo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
haha I look holy in my mine
nothing indicates that I had whacked my brother round the head with my communion bag minutes before the photo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I was told I had to get a tan before mine. (They ARE scouse)
It didn't work so mum pinched my cheeks.
I looked very plain and classy and tasteful. If only people knew what I went through...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
It's an awful day
but you get money and a party so not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I got £75 and my mum borrowed it from me
But Bobby grant off Brookie pulled tongues at me
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I threw mine up onto a roof
by swinging the bag round my head and letting go
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
So we both temporarily lost out

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I stayed at my grandma's a few days ago
she has mine up on the wall. I look very Holy-Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
my mum has ruined mine to fit it into a shit frame that spins round
And she has it constantly turned to show the photo of my nephew and Nana instead. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Guess whose child this is?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
it seems to be human
so can't be yours
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
That is totally Leonard

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Actually, would you be allowed to put that outfit on her?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I was surprised to find she wears it quite a lot
and was most pleased to discover that if you show her an album cover she can identify Hendrix every time.

/saddo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)
the hair and the top
give it away
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
probably my parents

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
It's a picture of you?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
we all lie on the internet
but nope it's not blond enough or sulky enough
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
can't be yours you wouldn't let her touch a cd.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This one's more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is my favorite picture of me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I love that pic
You're so full of glee
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
What are you doing with the Lockerbie bomber?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

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