wahey, a lady just asked if I was 18 and I said yeah and she's all "I think you could use one of these" and I'm like huh
and she handed me a card and offered to throw a sex toy party for me wtf
I guess I hate the fact that I look like I could use a sex toy party
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Phew, I'm glad she said it
We've all been thinking that for ages.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

hahaha twat
the card says "Enjoy a fun and taseteful presentation with your guests in the privacy of your own home."
Yes, because playing a game where you pass a double dildo around between your knees is considered "tasteful".
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I heard there's one where you have to bite a biscuit into the shape of a penis
now that's tasteful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

you know, when it comes down to it, it's all vanilla
I'd like somebody to hand me a business card that says "For any fantasy" and I could have a party where everyone could get real freaky and feel ashamed, dirty and just a bit wrong when they left but secretly knew they loved it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Go to a fetish club

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I don't even know where one is.
Is wearing leather a requirement?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

depends on the fetish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

a nylon fetish would be odd
and slightly dangerous with all the static
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

hahaha
I don't have a fetish I think?
I'm just saying that the shit these people tote around isn't anything secretive or special. Nothing out of the ordinary.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

perhaps we need a b3ta sex toy bash

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I have a feeling BGB would host it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

And everything would end up lost inside TGB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Including the house

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

like an Indian Burial Ground house

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

No way!

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

see, she's excited about running it already

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

"I'll cum to that"
/bert
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I could use a sex toy party

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