*nose/pointy gesture from 'Give Us A Clue'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Just out of interest...
How long would £500 last?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

at least a weekend

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Entirely depends how good it is

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Say it was a bit better than average.
I ask because every couple of months the news always reports "COCAINE NOW CHEAPER THAN COFFEE" or some such.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

i'm going to assume they're not talking about folgers

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Folgers?
all the drug slang I know dates from c.1994. Do they even make "squidgy black" anymore?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

more like sludgy black

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

hashish from Afghanistan
falls into that category, and some of it is fucking mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i know nowt of massive drugs
i was tawkin bout cawfee
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

fucking right they do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I thought it was all "super-skunk" this and "paranoid-psychosis" that nowadays.
I just stick to alcohol, which as we all know is totally harmless.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I had some squidgy a few weeks back
it was a welcome change
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Well speaking personally
It's one of them things where if you gave me £500 and I spent it on bugle this second I reckon me and a mate could quite easily get through it by two or three in the morning. But if it was my own money, I'd buy a gram or two and make it last all day and night.

I haven't touched it in ages though because I'm a poor student.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

If I went out drinking at the same time
I could do that in 24hrs.

Staying in, Friday night to Sunday night could probably clear it.

I've done 7 full grams of 80-90% pure flake without sharing any, in 24hrs before. A chum left a huge bag at mine and I just lost it. Not big, not clever, not cheap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You are Tony Montana
and I claim my exciting gun battle in a well appointed mansion
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm a fucking rotter.
I'm not at all proud of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You've just gone from Al Pacino to Terry Thomas
Ding Dong
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

It's all relative though, init
If someone *gave* me £500 of bugle I would polish it off very quickly. But with my own money I'd be a lot more astute (I say that now...).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Quite so.
The number of times I have bought eighths intending to sell some and doing it all in instead run into the hundreds though. :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Aye I've been the same
Doesn't matter what drug it is, but if I have a big pile of it and haven't started doing any, I'm no tempted at all. If I don't want to do them I won't do them. However, as soon as I have a line, that's it, I'll sit there until it's all gone. Could be five grams or five kilos.

Which is why I always knock out what I want to get rid of before starting otherwise I'd be on the streets right now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Steady on old bean
That's a lot of beak, a potentially fatal amount I hazard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I...AM....IRON...MAAAAAAAANNNNN........

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

In your defence
I have heard it is a tad moreish.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Iron Nose
more like!! Ouch!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

coke is horrible
and the administration is just revolting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I've had it blown up my arse before
Stevie Nicks-style. Why am I telling you this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

w. t. f.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

There can come a point of an evening
when you simply cannot get it to go up your nose any more. I'd like to point out that I've only ever had this done by women.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That's a relief
for a moment I was worried you had engaged in something deviant.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I need several drinking straws. Don't ask why!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Mind if I borrow your vuvuzela?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Running naked and tumescent into Bethnal Green McDonalds
then running straight out again bearing straws is not something I recommend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Of course, that would be rude
better to buy something first.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They HATE freeloaders in BG.
Naked ones worst of all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

POTD.
Was it effective?

And a bonus for the Stevie Nicks reference.

"Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus"

Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit - "Fuckin' ell, it's Fred Titmuss"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not too bad.
To be honest by the time you get to that stage it's not likely to do much no matter how you ingest it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I really honestly don't know.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)