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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Buff, only 3?
Right, I suppose...

Labia
Darth
Enzyme

One at a time or all together, as they prefer. And it doesn't have to be in that order either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Am I number 4?
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
But that'd be illegal
When you grow up, we'll talk about it again, ok?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I'm 20 fookin 2!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
But you look about 15...

(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Or 5, in that blonde picture.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
What about in my belm picture?
Only taken last weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
You look like Lurch
it's not an improvement on looking 15.
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)
It's a start
There are a few half decent photos of me on FB at the minute, I just need to find them. Stupid work filters.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Niiiiiiiiice
Cheers Abby, that's brightened my morning no end. I'd even make an exception to my sloppy seconds rule for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
As I said
It doesn't have to be in that order ;-)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I don't really have such a rule
I was merely trying to butter you up. Metaphorically. For now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You have very good taste in B3tans : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I was pleasantly surprised
by the lack of stereotypical internet uglies at the bash. It was certainly good fun window shopping :)
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Well I didn't find any of the blokes attractive
Not enough, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
What about the girls, eh?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Well, there was this Spanish chick...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Dibs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I thought you said
you were willing to go sloppy seconds?
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Yeah!
Plus Aberracion put MY name first in her list!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I've changed my mind
I'm older than you and will therefore die sooner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Hahaha
Thanks, but I think you're just saying that...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Oh don't go getting modest on me now, Missy ;)
Mark's a lucky fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Hehehe
Not enough beer? that said, there's not enough beer in the world could persuade me to take a bumming...
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Not enough beer!
Although I'd spite-fuck a few of them. Teach them RESPECT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)
You told me you loved me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
They're a handsome bunch aren't they.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I said that to Lampito, I was surprised by the quota of hotties

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Unexpected eye candy
is always a bonus.
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Yep
Especially if you are expecting a bunch of sweaty nerds.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Hahaha
well I didn't like to say it, but yes, very much this.
(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I have a list with the girls too
For when I get finally fed up with men. If this relationship with Mark doesn't work, I'm going lesbian.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Bollocks are you
You said I could take a poke first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Oh, well
I'll see what I can do for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Can you just re-iterate that absolutley nothing went on when we shared a bed. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Ejem
Oh, well, yes, no, I mean, no, nothing happened, of course not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I can back this up
As I was outside listening using the underside of a cup am a very light sleeper, and would have heard any noise from the room above...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Oh, so it was you then
making those noises outside the room? I thought it was Crow and the cat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
share the list then
only fair we get to dissect that one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
yes!
and now we play the waiting game...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)
either she posts
or we formulate what we reckon the list will be
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
But the list is bigger for the girls
and I haven't met most of you, or even seen pictures, so don't get annoyed.

If I have to put only 3, it'd probably be:

BGB
Kitty
A girl at BGB's party, I don't remember her b3ta name, but she had very curly hair.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
That's Wanderlust

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Could be
I think we were missing tags with our nicks on that party.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Well, you have the ultimate curly hair, that was Lusty
The not quite as epic curly hair was Clendrix (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
No, it was ultimate
I think she had a flower or headband or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
awww yeah
giggedy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
aww, sadface

(berk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
You see?
Now you feel offended. Next time I'll keep quiet, but it's only 3 that I can choose. And I'm not lesbian yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Was not expecting that!
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Of course, we both have partners and it's never gonna happen
But I think AF has even less of a chance with Keira Knightley
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Well I remain touched and honoured that you picked me
And more than a little smug/turned on!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

ed and honoured that you picked me +ing myself
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Oh, and if it's all at the same time
Can you make sure Enzyme doesn't talk clever? His massive intellect will make me feel inferior, and put me off my stride.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Sorry, can't resist
Enzyme Foxy
talk clever go first
intellect MAN-PENIS

That is the most ridiculously convoluted way I've ever claimed to have a big cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Haha!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
dude you did a Philosophy degree, you're pretty damn smart.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I can't remember most of it
And Enzyme is an actual genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
We'll find a way to keep him quiet
Although I think I'd enjoy him talking ;-)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
that's why I fancy him
if he starts explaining about molecular science I'll be whipping my clothes off in a flash
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Exactly
I don't need to understand what he's saying. I'll just imagine it's something dirty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
He's amused by cup holders....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I find pleasure in the simplest of things
It's why I'm friends with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahah
hahahahahahahhahahahahah
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
He probably only got a 2:2
what a loser
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I could woo Keira,
If I could find her
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
You wish

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
very very much so
I actually think I might be in love with her. She probably feels the same way I'm guessing, just busy............ *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
That just makes me think
Of this
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Luna Lovegood
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

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