blimey
I wouldn't know where to start
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I only ever chased someone once and that ended badly.
I'm not doing that again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I don't so much chase
as moon ineffectually after them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You mean you flash your bum at them?

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

umm, no
I think that would just make it worse. Although perhaps it's paleness would blind them so I could take advantage while they were disabled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Or they might simply thank you ...
and then park their bike.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

*likes*
*doesn't like*
*confused*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

don't worry
Jeff will lift the restraining order eventually
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

*hopes*
I've learnt my lesson.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I don't quite know how I do it,
Otherwise I would explain it. Like this new lad I'm interested in, danger boy. I started off by alternately paying more attention to him than his mates, then none, pulled a couple of randomers in front of him. The next time I saw him I made sure I was sat next to him on the sofa then purposely fell asleep leaning on his shoulder. And on saturday, all I had to do was sit on his knee a couple of times "because all the other chairs are wet, can I sit on you?" And bam! I was sharing a bed with him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

A candid insight into the female mind
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Erm, an insight into my mind is not an insight into the mind of the general female population.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I shall take it as global anyway
Meaning you're all tricksy, devious harlots.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)