Sorry to hear that
how old is he/she?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Seven.
He's moving to the country for his health, I know it's the right thing to do but am most sad nonetheless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My lad is seven

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Get a new one.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Nah. It's not fair on them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I thought you were having him put down
Going to the country is much nicer (unless it's a euphemism)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

My rat 'went to the country'
last week. Sad times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

It's always sad when a pet dies
it's why I wont have anymore once my chicken carks it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I had hamsters
those fellas really don't live long enough, but I really miss having pets now, it's only a matter of time before I give in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Yeah, hamsters die too quickly for my liking

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

especially with what you do to them
for shame
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I want sugar gliders next
they're like little bushbabies crossed with flying squirrels, they're fucking amazing!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

oh! I've seen those guys
it would be so cool to have a room full of flying hamstersquirrel things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

and it would be an excuse to get dwarf lemon trees
for my tiny gin twists
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I want chickens
but only when I live in Australia so I can call them chooks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

They are a massive pain in the arse
and chicken shit STINKS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

my parents ones don't seem to smell
and they have 8
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

You just don't notice it because all of Devon smells of poo
and custard
and old people
and waistcoats
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

it does often smell near my parents place it is true
stupid farmers

it'd be awesome if it smelt like custard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

He really is moving to the country.
He's massively obese and has never killed anything in his life bar my furniture, because he doesn't go outside. I've seen two dead cats just by my house in the past year or two (one of whom looked just like my cat Benny) so I'm glad he's a 'house cat' but I feel guilty about his quality of life so I am 'letting him go'.

Not happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I once pulled my car over to see if I could help a run over cat
It was already dead, but a woman drove past and I saw her mouth "You bastard!" at me.

It wasnt me! It was the one armed man...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I stopped the traffic to save a comedy scouser wig once

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Was it attached to a comedy scouser?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

No
I thought it was a curly cat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Do all the moggies have perms in Liverpool?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Nope
they have flick-knives
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

you are ace

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I'm retarded is what I am

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Did you put it on, turn to the irate motorists you stopped and say;
"Calm down, calm down" like wot Harry Enfield used to do?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I was almost in tears!!
This poor permed cat, cut down in its prime, and now they're about to drive over it for good measure. I wasn't going to have that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I reckon he'll be home before you.
Cats are remarkable creatures. He's probably got his own Oyster card that you don't know about.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)