fair enough
I quite like him. Curious about the history now?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

she's a grade A gypsy slag-wagon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

something fishy is going on. And I'm not talking about the contents of anyones knickers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

And he is a hobo faced tosser with a love of waistcoats
Together they fight bad grammar *insert cheesey theme music*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*poses*
*dives across bonnet*

I think you read a little too much into the waistcoat comment from yesterday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Nowt wrong wi' waistcoats, lad.
I myself have owned and worn many splendid creations in the past.

That probably surprises no-one, really.

*fops*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I think you forget how many times you have posted
that picture where you think you look daper in your waistcoat but you actually look like a reject from Pride and Predjudice (ITV4 version)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

*dapper

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

dappest

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

that's the look I'm going for

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

am i the only person that finds regency attire quite sexy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like victorian stuff.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*historical clothing loving fives*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

frock coats ftw

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

DG has the most awesome of all the coats

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Ahem, BGB's coat?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I do love stroking the fur

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

And her coat?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

how awesome?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

green velvet frock coat
pretty awesome.

I want a frock coat for my wedding, and victorian collar shirt and such

basically, like Colin Firth's character in Dorian Grey
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Wow
You really want to win back that King of the Gays tag from Foxy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I don't think he needs to worry
he's such a colossal bender.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

this sounds full of win

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

it will be
better than all those cunts who suddenly decide/get coerced into thinking that they look good in a pink shirt and tie for their wedding.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Or think they are crazy because they are wearing a kilt
at our wedding The Idiot wore a kilt, leather armour and chain mail (some of which I made.) I had a frock I made which looked a bit Lord of The Rings-y
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I'm sure it's not really
I just like to show off that I made a wedding dress and some chainmail
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

that's pretty cool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I've got one in black
The lady hates it, but I love it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It is, rather.
And I feel no shame at all in wearing it on evenings out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

ooooooooooooh hell yes please

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*Dress like normal people you freaks slap round the face*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

normal people like you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I do dress like a normal person, you twat
nowt wrong with waistcoats either, they're hawt
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

it has been noted that
many of my clothes *could* be considered a bit medieval

I blame LARP, it warps one's mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

and one's wardrobe
Plus, I have a waistcoat, and look awesome in it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

If by aweome you mean
a massive bellend then yes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You've never seen it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I lived in your wardrobe for a week

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

are they velvet?
i hope not, god i hate velvet, worst of all the fabrics
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

My waistcoat isn't, no.
It's pinstripe to match my suit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

that's sexy
god i love suits
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

me too
wish I had more and the opportunity to wear them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I like wearing them at times
But not when sat working on a computer for 8 hours a day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

yeah
people would give me weird looks if I rocked up to work in a suit as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Some people here do it
They're generally looked at as being wankers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

rightly so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I hate the feel of velvet
The tactile equivalent of nails down a blackboard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

you win so hard right now

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I thought I was the only one
My LARP group have shields with velvety covers, they are bastards and surround me stroking them. UEUUUEUUEUGH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

puke
i fucking hate velvet, it's so tacky and gross
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Some of my wardrobe looks as if I stole it from a Victorian prostitute

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

hawt

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Really?
Ok, well it started as they all do, a bit of internet banter, some mild flirting etc. The flirting got a bit stronger, but not bad by b3ta standards at all.

They met each other at a Cornwall bash earlier this year, and since then they've been at each other's throats. I wasn't there, so I'm not sure what happened, but I've been reliably informed that TGB got rather drunk and was all over Vipros. Vipros, by all accounts, politely fended her off, and TGB burst out crying. Some friends tried to see if she was ok, but she started drunkenly lashing out at everyone.
If that's not bad enough, TGB then starts writing on Vipros' FB wall that he felt her up, obviously trying to get him in trouble with his fiance.

There were some hefty fallout posts on here the week after the bash (think they've been deleted now, but I'll see if any survive). It was a bit divisive at first, some people tried to look after TGB, but you could tell they felt like they were obliged to, and that they felt sorry for Vipros.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

^ Good summarising here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Oooh, who's bitter that he didn't get to come to Cornwall, hmm?
If you sucked less you'd have been invited.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I was invited, just couldn't make it
Quite glad now, considering what happened.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it's a shame
it was a great laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Couldn't make it as I refused to drive you
and your car is too shit to make it all the way to Cornwall
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Thank you very much
this has cleared things up.

TGB if you ever need felt up then I can do it. If you ever need a good old fashioned raping then I know someone else really good at that too..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I am so coming to the next bash!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

If you fancy a no-strings roll in the hay
TGB drinks Strongbow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
I'm not a raper!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You cannot rape
That which you cannot fill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm pretty easy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

so Strongbow is it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

ooo, you filthy liar
we were totally at each other's throats before the bash as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, but that was banter
With a deeply sexual undertone. Now it's just hatred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I don't take rejection well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Don't we know it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*cries*
no one loves me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

how can anyone not love that voice?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Lab is deaf
After I stabbed him in the ear with a chopstick
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

not
voice face
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

When I get my gravel of justice you will pay for that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

are you going to tarmac him to death?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Aw man, I'm so looking forward to having a go on your gravel.
It's going to be AWESOME.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Kaol is going to get so angry
I may actually laugh myself to death
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

if it won't upset you too much
I might have to come and see you so I can laugh at Kaol getting crazy angry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Our join mocking of Kaol
over rules our hate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that can be said of anyone
I think we may have stumbled upon a route to world peace
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

have you bought one off ebay?
if so, then you are fucking awesome to the max
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It is a plastic one though as
I don't think drunken b3tans and heavy bits of wood go together.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

surprisingly sensible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)