I don't like chips
*waits for the tide of wot u no likely chippychips*
I will very occassionaly eat proper chunky homemade ones if I'm out but I never eat them at home.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Chippy Chips = Godly
Homemade chips = Pretty fooking fantastic
McCains = Average
Micro Chips = Shite
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Curly Fries = Bestest variety of chip ever.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Sorry, they are 2nd
The winner of that category is the waffle
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

The waffle is not a chip!!!
Completely different category of potato based snack. You may as well say the best chip is a crisp! pah. French fries are the best easy. With mayonnaise and salt.

Edit - not entirely sure why I got so heated about chips. I think this diet is making me insane.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Mayonnaise? Get out.
And the waffle is the best potato derivative behind Chips, which are clearly sub-par when compared to roasties.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You sir,
are mental. I would have a whole other category for roasties. Waffles would be miscellanious and roasties would be under potato not chip/fry.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It goes
1. Roasties
2. Jackets
3. Sautees
4. Dauphinoise
5. Stovies
6. Wedges
7. yawn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

What in the name of greek buggery is a Stovie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

these
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

If I was the high-fiving type I would be high-fiving you RIGHT NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I hate it when you do that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

The best chips I ever had was when I was about 12 and we spent every evening of the summer going to the local Chinese chippy.
I can still remember their chips now. Big and thick, all crispy on the outside and fluffy in the middle.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

My friend Hamish
was chased out of his local Chinese in Aylesbury when he was about ten, because some older boys made him go in and ask for 'Bruce Lee on toast'.

For some reason I think this is one of the funniest tales ever. I think it's the 'on toast' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Of course, because you would never get toast from a chippy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

prawn toast

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Not from a chippy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think the word chinese confused me. Do you get Chinese chippies?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You can get chippies run by chinese.
You can also get chinese takeaways that supply fish and chips etc.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I don't like chips either.
Occasionally I will walk past a chip shop and am seduced by the aroma only to find myself disappointed once again, when I realise I have purchased a large bag of potatoes as a snack.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

We are so perfect for each other Monty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Star-crossed chip-haters, we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh God, it's starting all over again
Vicious circle, which incidentally is another term for TGB's vag.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

that and 'the Pink Hole of Calcutta'

EDIT sorry, that's incredibly coarse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You could probably fit the whole of Calcutta inside

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)