1. Cider. Yummy yummy cider
2. Chocolate. Yummy Yummy Chocolate
3. Your threads as I don't find them tedious and boring and always involving lists at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Let's see if we can save this thread with something more interesting....
They say everyone has a good book or film inside them, what would your film or book be about?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

How I wrote lists on the best ways to kill people
then someone stole my list so I had to try find a way of killing them that didn't involve making a list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Easy.
'Sausages of The World'. This is not a joke.


EDIT just to clarify, this is a book idea, not a film. Although a film about sausages might be quite good. I'd have Jackie Chan playing the main character.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It sounds like something Foxy would write...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

'My Life as an Internet Failure'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Dance Your Way to Gayness

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

What's your favorite type of saussage?
I think you'll like something you can really get your lips around, big meaty one, something spicy and forrin, like a bratwurst.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

The best sausages I have ever had
were Caribbean ones from a specialist shop opposite Angel tube (no longer there, sadly). They had little flecks of scotch bonnets in them and tasted stupendous.

I also like Moroccan merguez sausages - the weirdest ones I have eaten were Chinese wind-dried ones. Worst: andouillette: they actually smell and taste of turds (or what I imaging turds to taste like).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I had some a week ago that were normal pork sausages but with bits of black pudding in them too
Very rich and salty. But nice.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Self aware robots that steal our civil liberties
It's a bit like a cross between "The Terminator" and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)