Traipse over to Islington
and go to Slimelight. If it's still there, I haven't been in years. It's a grimy warehouse that plays host to the cream of London's CyberGoth, EBM and Industrial scene. Good times, danceable music and witty banter absolutely not guaranteed at all, but you'll get plenty of chances to sneer in a superior way at lesser mortals.

Or you could go see Mamma Mia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my brother goes there
I assumed it was just a nickname for Limelights, which we used to go to in Crewe. Now famed for covers bands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You lost me at 'CyberGoth', I'm afraid.
I flushed red with embarrassment merely typing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Slimelight is quite literally the worst place in the entire world.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I read an article about it
That focused on all the sex and drugs. Apparently people would just get it on in the loos, and invite others to get involved. One girl said she was fisted while she sucked off her fella, but it was ok as she was off her face on coke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Mum?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Clearly you have never been to Derby
but you're not far off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

....worse than Portsmouth?
Good Lord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It is absolutely fucking unbearable unless you've taken just as many MASSIVE DRUGS,
and are just as much of a massive wanker as everyone else in there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Last time I was there I had a shit time
Until I got drunk and shouted at some elitist cyber twat who sneered at me for not being from London.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I can say in 100% honesty
that I would really, really love it if an 'elitist cyber twat' were to shout at me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

question
are you secretly twinned with Geoffrey Boycott?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)