What should I do tonight?
I have got paid and don't see my little'un until Sunday afternoon. The world is my oyster, but I am feeling rather flat and might just stay in on my own this evening, staring balefully out of my grimy window at 'GB Wholesale', 'God Worshippers' and the gas tower (my lovely view), thinking misanthropic thoughts and cranking one out into an eggcup.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:49, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Starcraft 2

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

^^This

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Try as I might (I have no intention of trying at all)
I just cannot give a toss about computer games. I peaked with 'Daley Thompson's Decathlon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

or 'wanking training' as it could be known

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I think you should phone a mate, get in some Columbian marching powder, stick on some Saxon, and talk shit for the night.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I might do that, minus the friend and the talking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Where's the fun in that other than a clean house and a re-organized record collection.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Eh? I don't do shit like that when I'm high.

Or straight, unfortunately. I need to get a cleaner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I did.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

You must come and visit.
I insist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Shall I bring my own mop and bucket?

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Best had. Mine will be full of spunk by the morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You could wait till I get there.
I have a handy receptacle ; )
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'll have refilled by tomorrow night.
They'll be like two leather saddlebags swinging pendulously in the breeze.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Scrubber

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Drugs are rubbish when you're on your own.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nonsense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

What's the point getting off your tits if there's no else getting off their tits as well?
There's no one to talk nonsense to. Except maybe on ket, as I have spoken to ghosts and vikings.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

The point is, you're off your tits.
I often find other people get ON my tits...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

You need someone with you man.
I wouldn't get on your tits, I'm ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

killing spree

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

probably some crackwhores and massive drugs

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

or bashwores they're cheaper.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

tru dat

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Kristine you should gaz all london based female b3tans and get them to head round to montys.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

how the hell do I know which are based in london?
and, which are female!
there are no girls on the internet
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

There's a reason for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

low self esteem and mental illness?
lolololol
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

How many b3tans have you copped off with?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

8,000

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I've snogged 2
And been attacked by 2, so I'm not sure if I'm winning, or losing...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

The latter incident
rapidly following the former, in both cases?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Neither

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Attacked in what way?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Slapped
and told in no uncertain terms that a second attempt at snogging will be regarded as statutory rape.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

BGB attacked me in Manchester
and Spikeypickle has attempted to force himself on me multiple times.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I KNEW YOU'D BRING THAT UP!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Haha
Well, it is true
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

can you tell the difference?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You're going to need something bigger than an egg cup if you think of me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

are you implying he will come a lot more
or that you have a wide vagina?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm so hot that men can't help spurting like Old Faithful.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

"He's got The Gush!"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'd better upgrade to one of those massive round metal school bins, just in case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's advisable.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Or an actual cum dumpster.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

cumpster

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Go to the pub, mate.
(See, learning the language already).
My coworkers took me to the pub at lunch and we got to drink. That NEVER happens in the States.
(nolongernuts, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I could do that, actually.
An old pal is DJing up the road, but his taste in music is execrable and I don't know if I could stand it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

bless

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Traipse over to Islington
and go to Slimelight. If it's still there, I haven't been in years. It's a grimy warehouse that plays host to the cream of London's CyberGoth, EBM and Industrial scene. Good times, danceable music and witty banter absolutely not guaranteed at all, but you'll get plenty of chances to sneer in a superior way at lesser mortals.

Or you could go see Mamma Mia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

my brother goes there
I assumed it was just a nickname for Limelights, which we used to go to in Crewe. Now famed for covers bands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You lost me at 'CyberGoth', I'm afraid.
I flushed red with embarrassment merely typing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Slimelight is quite literally the worst place in the entire world.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I read an article about it
That focused on all the sex and drugs. Apparently people would just get it on in the loos, and invite others to get involved. One girl said she was fisted while she sucked off her fella, but it was ok as she was off her face on coke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Mum?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Clearly you have never been to Derby
but you're not far off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

....worse than Portsmouth?
Good Lord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It is absolutely fucking unbearable unless you've taken just as many MASSIVE DRUGS,
and are just as much of a massive wanker as everyone else in there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Last time I was there I had a shit time
Until I got drunk and shouted at some elitist cyber twat who sneered at me for not being from London.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I can say in 100% honesty
that I would really, really love it if an 'elitist cyber twat' were to shout at me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

question
are you secretly twinned with Geoffrey Boycott?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Take advantage of the fact you have money, I would.
Get some decent food, go out and get pissed, watch something at the cinema.
I'm already bored of being indoors with no money. Run out of tabs as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

oooooooor save it and do something super awesome with your kid

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

No that's gay.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

YOUR ALL GAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You could pretend you've gone to sonisphere.
Turn your music up to a painful volume, shit in a bucket and leave it on the cooker (over a low heat), stand in the shower fully clothed.

It will be better than the real event.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

My brother has gone to that, the old twat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Will he be meeting Vipros?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I hope not, for his sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)