According to some news item on the radio, 10% of men in this country use fake tan.
If it was in any way accurate, this means there are about three million ponced-up oompa loompas within these shores.

To me, that's a clear sign the world's gone mad.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good heavens...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

eeeeow
i could think of few things that would be less sexy than a guy with a tanline on his jaw or collar. that is Wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ooompa Loopa Dobede Dee.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

"i'm horny, horny, horny, horny"
not. that is rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Can you imagine what the water looks like after you run their clothes through a wash.... =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

sod their clothes
imagine their bedding
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

A friend of mine had a tanfastique boyfriend
and my other friend (her flatmate) saw her loading the washing mashine the morning after he'd been round. It looked like he'd crapped the bed, but it was his tan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

i just couldn't sleep with anyone who was orange
i think my foof would stitch itself up first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Racist!
Also, 'foof' is a great word and should be used more often.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Haha, lordy.
I reckon I'd be quite perturbed if I was shagging someone and by the end, ended up a strong shade of orange. =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

They're probably just measuring how much gets sold
So it'll just be Sickrik
( Theoban What of it, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)