Is it a new iMac? Like, a flatscreen one?
Also, if it uses a mac keyboard, there are two usb ports on it, at the side.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah it would be flat screen if it had a mac monitor attached
Standard keyboard, not mac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Is it a Mac Pro rather than an iMac?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Says imac on the back of the monitor in the other room
Its a small silver box with a white plasticy top
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

That's a mac mini then
It has 2 or 3 USB ports on the back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Com ca?
www.apple.com/uk/macmini/
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah that's it
We have that and an imac here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I want to work in this place now
Partly just because I'm still teh unemployed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

^This
iMacs are built into the monitor.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Ooooooh I didn't know they were different. I'm sorry I'm not a mac aficionado

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

mac aficionado massive douche
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You're a bad person

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you love it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Oh yeah
Crush my feelings Kitty, crush them!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Hinting that I'm a massive douche
Because I know about Macs? I'm not a fanboy, I use both Mac and Windows equally.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

YOU CANNOT USE BOTH EQUALLY
YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE! RARRRRGH

(I actually like macs, it's the iPhone I take issue with, I just wanted to argue)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I have an iPhone too
It's a lovely device.
Windows machine for gaming and DVD ripping, Mac laptop for general use and DJing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I take issue with the iPhone
Because everyone goes on/went on about how it was so much better than everything else, when in reality it had no more features than my Nokia, and was worse in many respects.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I love mine so much that I don't want any other phone
But I'm not blind to it's faults.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I don't care about the phone itself
it's what it does to people, the fact that it's always glued to their hand and you can't have a conversation with them because they're too busy updating facebook or twitter to say what an awesome time they're having ignoring the 3D people in front of them. I always pity the people in company of iWankers when they're uploading photos of parties before they've even finished, or posting to say how much they're enjoying the meal they're having, because they're obviously ignoring their friends at that point.

I'm aware this is a huge generalisation, but it's applicable to 90% of the iphone owners I know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I find this rude too
But it extends to users of Nokias, HTCs, Blackberrys etc.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

it's true
I had a scrap with Wiggy when his HTC desire first arrived because he was on facebook all the time. And because he got addicted to that gay ass FourSquare thing where you sign into wherever you are all the time. Sooooo lame! And stalker-enabling.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Agreed
I don't like FourSquare as an idea, I don't want randoms knowing where I am.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

That is a massive generalisation.
But they're always right.

I have a jabscreen (Charlie Brooker reference) because it was cheap and, unlike the Nokias I've had for the past four years, doesn't crash three times a day.

It's still only a phone though.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I've had my little Samsung phone for over 2 and a half years
and it's dented and battered, but it still makes calls and texts and the calendar and alarm work fine, that's literally all I use it for. Wiggy gets mad because I forget about it and it runs out of battery.

Admittedly, it was very useful when we were on the narrowboat and it ran out of petrol and the lads all used their posh phones to find the nearest petrol station, but I also managed to glean the same information by asking the guy on the next boat. And in the end it turned out they were all wrong and my bloke was right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I find Blackberry users are far worst than iPhone users at the stuff you just said.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

iWanker
Have you seen any of the new season of Futurama? There's a whole ep devoted to iWankers, it's brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I haven't yet, I'll get downloading it
FaceWanker
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

TitWanker
wait, that's not insulting.

It's veh veh funny, Mom owns Eyephone, obviously.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I shall watch it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

That wasn't a hint sweetie

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I want to believe it is
My delicate ego demands this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

<s>not</s>
lolz
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

ports in the keyboard?
what madness is this?

Wiggy got given a load of promotional Windows 7 bags, pens and napkins, we're going to take them round to the house of iWanker we know and leave them lying around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Why not have them there?
Saves reaching down/round to the base unit to plug USB sticks in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I love a good reacharound

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

When receiving or giving?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I was talking about computers
what are you talking about?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Anal.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

touche

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

You're going to DiT's house?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Bazinga

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)