Come on Lads
Easty's done his research. He's found the QOTW website.

www.toplad.org/

So, what ladecdotes do YOU have?
(__, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:00, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ha ha!
Is that real?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

That site
is for utter knobheads. And students. I hate students. I'm going to make everyone's life in my halls hell again from next month, I've just decided. WKD drinking arseholes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I take it you're a halls warden?
Who do you hate more, chav students or toff students?
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Nope
I just like making peoples' lives difficult. I got put on the disabled floor last year (probably trying to to tell me something) so I went out of my way to wind up those in wheelchairs. If you get put on the disabled floor it's a given you've got to wind them up. I got booted out in the end, all because I'd open their Rustler burgers and just eat the buns everyday. That's what bloody tipped it over the edge. That and I refused to pay any rent. That was probably a deciding factor as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Which uni's that then?
If you really want to piss them off, walk naked around your halls with the Rustler burger buns en-sandwiching your member.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I hate that site, it makes me angry.
It does surprise me when someone writes something awful like not using a condom and not telling the girl and loads of people tell them they're a dick for it. Admirablelads.

There was one on there that said "I never preheat the oven". So being a truelad means eating undercooked food?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm thinking that some of them are massive lies
And the rest are basicaly terrible human beings. Vaugely tempted to post one of my own "Agonised for a while over asking out that particuarly lovely girl I see sometimes when I'm out, think she's a friend of a friend, listened to some Belle and Sebastian and a bit of the smiths, wrote some poetry and watched 500 days of summer and had a bit of a cry BUT resisted the temptation to post a blatant lie about sex or booze. I win"
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

doo it
ironiclad
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Done!
Apparently they need to be checked against "the rules" though..... Might get through?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You don't seem like the type of gentleman who justifies horrific opinions and gross stupidity with the words "I'm a lad, innit"
so you're probably not what they're looking for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Well apart from the crying at the end of 500 days
And the writing poetry bit, my post was more or less accurate for yesterday.... So ummm I doubt it!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I like this
Quality idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Even put a link in
Belle and Sebastian - Get me away from here I'm dying... Appropriate?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Nicely done
Am F5ing the page in the hope it crops up!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah me too!
I think it might make it you know.... I truly want to see what comments crop up
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

god imagine the idiotic mods on that site

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Hmm
Couple of new ones just popped up... Either there's a queue or mine has been rejected :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I gave that 15 seconds
and my 'human life is massively overrated' position was reinforced 1,000 times over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Surely that should be MANecdotes?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

-applause-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

MUCH better

(__, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Someone pointed me the way of a truly horrific website
Gave it a brief glance and established that I'm actually better than any of the people who post on it. UnexpectedSelf-EsteemBoostLAD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

...
...
...
www.toplad.org/true-banter-3905
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

oh it's a troll
that is less shocking.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Reading that is like shopping at Asda
It's squeamish as fuck but you feel a lot better about yourself as a person afterwards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

This guy is a genius troll
www.toplad.org/true-banter-5087
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

that is excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Vippers!
How are you sir? Good weekend? Am currently telling a friend of mine who was also at Soni that she's mental for proclaiming Slayer - SLAYER - "boring"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Oi! I had better things to do than stay and watch the rest of their set. Much, much better things.
(Mileindra, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I found this
www.spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/24/office-job/

It made me lol.
I haven't read anything above I just thought we were posting links
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I like that
officelolz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Linky time!
This one is for Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I've just noticed
that the "Lad" rooting for Josey to win Big Brother has got more "anti" votes than the bloke proudly calling himself "Finger Rape Lad"

Surely there's one on here proclaiming undying love for Raoul Moat?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Well if there aint....
Make one!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)