I don't even own a minge =(
/ac

But if I did, I can guarnty it would be the best minge in the world, it would be the sort of thing that a strapping young bruit would dream of plumeling, I would look up into their eyes at the last moment, and see fear, determination and fireworks in his pupils, and he'd be completely under my spell, completely, and I would be able to command him like a mere mortal moves a chess piece. Women all over the world would bow down to my superior fanny, as I walk down the street, women will look at me in my confident stride and say "daaaayuuum gurl, that be some sweet ass pussy going past, I must ask her what kind of lipgloss she uses to get it to taste like that", and I'd turn around and say "That's natural gonzilina juice, baby".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not that you have given this any thought, oh no!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Just sayin', I'd totally be competition if I was, watch out, I'm a hawtie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

plumelling, love it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Like a love jack hammer that requires a site supervisor to operate to modern EU code.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

and ear protection

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

The people downstairs will say "I think that's the devil singing" and the other would turn to him and say "No, that's an angel dying".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Not silly angels with wings and halos and floaty clouds, the angels from William Blake.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

(I knicked that one from somewhere, I've never read William Blake).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

The kickass ones with flaming swords?
www.mauricebroaddus.com/uploaded_images/castiel-752663.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Them's the one !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

haha i just read the link
And assumed Cas off Supernatural. Who is a hottie
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:50, Reply)