Lady Gaga thinks that by having sex someone will take her creativity from her through her vagina.
What do you think people will take from you through your vagina*?
*insert body part as needed
hohoho
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:13, 130 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Herpes

not really...
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

My self esteem

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Oh, like you had any to start with.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

True :(
I'm now firmly in negativity.
i've just seen a photo of my ex dressed as the Mask. it's surprisingly hot
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

POIDH
...wait
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

His nose and a bit around his mouth is devoid of paint
IF I'M NOT GETTING ANY HE SHOULDN'T BE

(this is the one we've discussed btw)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Uh Oh.
I remember him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I wish I didn't!
Fucking FIFA twat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

aahh. Screw him, he's well lame
I bet the paint will have been missing because he was troughing at the buffet. Twatbagfifaplayingdouchemat
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm so tempted to make one of those "Like pages"
of "Playing FIFA and pretending things never happened" and sending it to him.

His skin's improving, and as he's not UGLY, he should get more poon. I don't hold anything against him.
He's just immature and twattish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Have you shown me a picture of him?
I can't remember. I are curiousssss
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Gazzed.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Don't be negative, you're awesome!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Lady GaGa is either:
a) completely fucking stupid, or
b) saying lolwhacky things in order to generate moar publicity, thus driving moar idiots people to go buy her shit records in order to see what all the fuss is about, only for them to come away with a mild feeling of being 'meh'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You are wrong.

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

About the being stupid
or the saying lolwhacky things?

How's your snot by the way?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

There's slightly less of it - woo!
You are wrong about the shit records. I like some of them. I might listen to them on my ipod at Bloodstock next week.
( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Just leaves me feeling a bit non plussed.
I'd rather listen to proper 80's synth pop than a modern take on it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

He's so jealous because he'll never fit into her cossies and be able to strut around on stage because he's got a penis.
Oh wait...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Trust me
that's NOT something you'd want to see in a hurry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well, I'm not sure we'd want to linger over it either.

( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm still traumatised at the fact the missus caught a glimpse of Beeker's cock at Blousey's.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

We all are

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'm being ganged up on.
Help!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

she's clever with the image
but the music really is quite meh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

She writes it herself
I feel that counts for something. And I quite enjoy it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm sure Hitler wrote his own speeches too.
/may have been written by someone else.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Nope, all his own work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

There, that proves my point then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Wow, I didn't know that.
Then again I never had to study WWII in history.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Because you can believe what was said about hitler by Germans during the war?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

"Oh, that Adolph; what's he like, eh?"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I meant just strange propoganda like him never being shown eating etc.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I just don't think it lives up the image
which I always think is a shame
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I think that counts for something too.
I can't really respect an artist if they don't write their own stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

i prefer the hairbow wig to the new madonna jacked bleached do

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I've seen her live,
I didn't "get" her before that but now I like the fucked up freak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I think it's (b)
She's very cleverly milking huge success from a very tiny modicum of talent through the medium of marketing.

cf Madonna, Minogue, David Jones...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

My thoughts exactly.
Her stuff just doesn't really appeal to me, but each to their own I suppose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

there is quite a thing in mythology
for women with super powers/magic, etc. who are said to lose their power once they lose their virginity.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Ah, so THAT'S why Ann Widdecombe's a virgin!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

And nothing at all to do with the fact that she's utterly hideous with no redeeming personality traits whatsoever
apart from being of an age where she could quite conceivably kark it all of a sudden.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh, that'll explain the lack of suicide bombings recently.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

lol, I just googled her, because I was gonna reply that I would sympathy shag her, and loled when I saw her
sex face
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

she was the absolute worst presenter on Have I Got News For You
I've never heard anyone fuck up scripted jokes quite like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'd say Chris Tarrant was worse
Plus Paul Merton and Danny Baker pretending to flirt with her and compete for Widdi's affections was funny.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It happened to Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die
so it must be true. Mind you, this is Bond we're talking about.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

they thought it'd happen to the sorceress in the Scorpion King too
but it didn't, even after she'd been totally shagged by the Rock.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

for some reason, i really enjoyed reading the phrase
"totally shagged by the Rock."
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I would love that to happen to me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

you'd just want to see if he did that grin or the People's Eyebrow as his cum face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Hello Kitty...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

*watches Kitty slide off her seat*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I actually got a bit of a belly tickle from that
god he's hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'll bet you did
you painted jezebel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I can make my eyebrows dance too, true fax.
I do a laugh-riot when I pretend to take a strand of hair off someone and use it to pull my eyebrows up and down. Can do the left top of my lip too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

He'd be like "was it good for you"
and then he'd do the eyebrow thing so you wouldn't dare say no. Not that you would anyway because, hey, he's The Rock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

can you smell what the rock is fooking

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Artemis was best of all the gods
And she was a virgin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

She was resposible for bringing diseases to women,
don't sound too great to me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

All the gods were dicks.
It was pretty much a requirement. They're gods. What do you expect.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I don't really know what to expect from gods I'm afraid

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Artemis is/was a favourite of mine
except I am not a massive fan of dogs, nor of being a virgin.

I'd like to be a Muse. Or a nymph. Or a siren.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Maybe she's doing her own lolwaki take on the aboriginals and photos thing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I know it must be handy and all,
but I just don't think I'd feel the need to keep anything in mine, were I to have one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Lets face it
TGB has the monopoly on vaginal storage solutions anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I don't know how often anything gets back out...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*shouts* EDMUND
EDMUND
EDMUND
( thealternativefact, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You need to try and coax him out
with the aid of a hot lady doctor, a medal, and an assortment of arctic exploration equipment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

DIG IN THE ICE PICKS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Don't forget the crampons.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

lolololololol
good work. My climbing related puns are a bit ropey
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

But she doesn't have a vagina, I read that on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Having said that.
I'd still 'poke 'er face'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I like her music
it's catchy, whether you like it or not. Like herpes.

I've had Love Game in my head all day. I did displace it with bananaphone for a short while in that previous thread though.

I do worry every so often that there are some people out there who can read thoughts even though I know it's unlikely. So they might steal my thoughts out of my head. And then bin them for being weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

sometimes I 'm convinced I can read people's thoughts
but I'd not thought of stealing them

*plans*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Nah, they'll just point and laugh instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

When I get suspicious of potential thought-stealers
I always think "don't think about anything weird" so then obviously my mind conjours up images of albino donkeys being fisted by conjoined midget twins.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

OH EM GEE that's just what I was thinking off
Jinx!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

*fistbump*
maybe if there are enough of us the thought stealers will think it's normal to think of such things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I pity the thought stealers for they have no incredible thoughts of their own.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

ha I'm going to give away film endings to them next time.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

That'll be like reading a blank piece of A4

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I think they'd run screaming from my head

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

too....much....filth.....can't......continue.....

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

MINDBLEACH PLZ

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

If someone tried to read mine, all they'd get would be the sound of the wind.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

and occasional tumbleweed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

And the occasional thought about sex or corsets floating past.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Kitty-
Apples just reminded me. I bought THIS yesterday
www.whatkatiedid.com/public/product_v5.php?fes_prd_id=483
The green with black trim. YESSSSS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

fit!
One of my friends of ample chestage has asked me to make her a corset with half cups so her boobs aren't under her chin, so I'll let you know how that goes. I'm practicing at the moment so I'm trying to get people of different sizes to let me make them a corset to see if I get it right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Yeah, I got an underbust so I could wear my special bras with them
though WKD do bras in my size... TEMPTING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I keep meaning to comission a custom corset from you
I know I want one, but I just don't know what fabric or colour or style...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

what i'm saying right, is that, starstruck is my favorite fucking song ever
god i love it so much
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

this is too dull (and possibly stupid) to start a thread, so I'll ask it here
I'm taking everything off my computer in an attempt to make it work. If I move the firefox and thunderbird folders onto my external harddrive then put them back on the computer afterwards, will this include my bookmarked pages and my e-mails?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

nope
you'll have to make a personal folder for your emails and back up your bookmarks within firefox.
F1 on both programs will help.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

but but
help files are for losers - asking internet people is for winners.

btw - thank you, that has avoided some potential issues
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Install xmarks for your firefox bookmarks. Then you can access them from any computer

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

cheers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I've had my enjoyment of life
taken from me via my semen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

really weeing on the bonfire today aren't you Monticus?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry about that.
I am rather glum, it's true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

maybe get some Haribo on the way home?
The foamy eggs always cheer me up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Not for me, sadly.
I am babysitting, though, so my daughter shall I'm sure cheer me up.

Nice thought though, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

she will like the haribo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:45, Reply)

But think of the joy you gave to those chaps...
...on the other side of the glory-hole.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You did seem to enjoy it, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Hahaha.
Could you feel my smile?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I thought your semen created one of your saving graces.
It was the stealer of semen who should be punished.
I suggest death by semen.
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You're right, I'm just being a gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

In that case I sentence you to death
BY SEMEN
(TheColonel, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Cheer up honey.
Just think forward to seeing her again. Sunday, will it be?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Tonight!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

the kind of ecstasy and glory
that will stay with them until they die
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

of AIDS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i wouldn't worry either of your little heads about it, sunshine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I don't even own a minge =(
/ac

But if I did, I can guarnty it would be the best minge in the world, it would be the sort of thing that a strapping young bruit would dream of plumeling, I would look up into their eyes at the last moment, and see fear, determination and fireworks in his pupils, and he'd be completely under my spell, completely, and I would be able to command him like a mere mortal moves a chess piece. Women all over the world would bow down to my superior fanny, as I walk down the street, women will look at me in my confident stride and say "daaaayuuum gurl, that be some sweet ass pussy going past, I must ask her what kind of lipgloss she uses to get it to taste like that", and I'd turn around and say "That's natural gonzilina juice, baby".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

not that you have given this any thought, oh no!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Just sayin', I'd totally be competition if I was, watch out, I'm a hawtie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

plumelling, love it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Like a love jack hammer that requires a site supervisor to operate to modern EU code.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

and ear protection

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

The people downstairs will say "I think that's the devil singing" and the other would turn to him and say "No, that's an angel dying".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Not silly angels with wings and halos and floaty clouds, the angels from William Blake.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

(I knicked that one from somewhere, I've never read William Blake).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

The kickass ones with flaming swords?
www.mauricebroaddus.com/uploaded_images/castiel-752663.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Them's the one !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

haha i just read the link
And assumed Cas off Supernatural. Who is a hottie
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:50, Reply)