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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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did you get the famous cockshot?
noone ever sends me picture gazzes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nah
He invited me the opera tho.
I'm slightly peeved that I wasn't cock-worthy, I must admit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)

But you might have got to see it for real!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Even then, I wasn't that desperate, Pingu

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Lies
And you would have loved it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47, Reply)

i got invited to hong kong
first class tickets, five star hotel. from what i've seen since, the irony is that he could actually have done this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)

All I got was the tasty bit of info that he only has one testicle :(

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:46, Reply)

how did that come up in conversation??
"oh baby [who is less than half my age] i'd love for you to suck on my ball?" or more medicalbased?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:47, Reply)

"Did you know that the condition
Mono-testicularitis, which I happen to suffer from, blah blah blah..."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Lost it in a rugby accident.
I feel bad spilling his secrets on here. Though I did gaz the info to Becky about a month after I got the info and Kaol warned me as to his creepyness.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Man, I don't remember you being about
When all that was happening.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)

but I WAS
I can't remember when I first started posting on /ot though. But I was around for the glory days of Kaol and Ed.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I miss Kaol
I spent most of last summer at work chatting to him while neither of us did much work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)

He was fantastic.
He's just being awesome in Wales now I guess.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)

We were discussing scars for some reason
so I mentioned that my legs were (at that point) quite scarred. He then dropped that bit of info in.
Then a "How about it then? ;) "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)

he probably amputated it himself
whilst trying to perform his own penis enlargement surgery or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Oh god I'm rereading the gazzes
He's such a predator
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)

to be fair
he is hardly alone there (on this website anyway!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I guess I'm almost equally guilty of that.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:55, Reply)

i smell gossip
who do you prey on??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Things with pulses
Occasionaly things without.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)

dead from the neck up?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

You do know where abouts
The thing is that creates your pulse, don't you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

lawyers don't have them

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05, Reply)

True
Do they have brains? Some I've talked to appear not to.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:06, Reply)

a small proportion of us
share the brains that were intended for the whole profession.

most of the brainless are on the other side to me this week it seems.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Easy wins!
There're so many professions I occasionally wish I'd gone into.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09, Reply)

gimme 3

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Have you lost fingers?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16, Reply)

no, but it's nearly bedtime
as i have an evil personal training session at 6.30am. therefore i only have time for 3 of your fingers, not the full fist of 5.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Well, better get down to business then...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21, Reply)

you have 8 mins
go web, go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

That might make things a bit sticky
And not in the good way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

there's a good way to be sticky?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:26, Reply)

Marshmallows?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28, Reply)

fat-free treats
good work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Who needs fat
With all that sugar?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:34, Reply)

if you are inactive enough it will turn into fat for you
and speaking of fat, i had better get some sleep before the evil gym in the morning. night all!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Hmm, my utter lack of exercise may be a bad thing then
Night 'swipe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:38, Reply)

Men, and occasionally women.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)

you dodger
i demand names. maybe i should prey on someone too. any recommendations?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I've groped Amberl's tits.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)

she might think it was a bit odd
if i suddenly started preying on her now, though. we need fresh meat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Everyone loves Amberl's tits.
It's ok.
I dunno who's fresh meat though. I've only SNOGGED chompy, he's reasonably fresh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)

And everyone's
Seen the photo proof, both photoshopped and original.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Oh god.
God damn you DG and Amberl :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I got confused
And wondered why I was being damned at first.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

marks out of 10 for his snogging prowess?
essential info before i make a predatory decision either way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19, Reply)

He dealt well with assault.
I'll give him a 6.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

6/10?
either you have very high standards or he's not much of a kisser!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I don't actually remember it.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Plus when your partner's not into it, it won't be that good.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

you're being very tactful
mind you, as he is not here to defend* himself, that is absolutely right!

* = tell me to fuck off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:27, Reply)

It's widely acknowledged that he was coerced into it.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:29, Reply)

OH MY GOD DID HE SAY THAT?
The testicle thing
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)

So...
You got invited to HK, I got offered the opera, neither of us saw cock.
He saw us as high calibre ladies.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)

which we are!
a mancunian and a scouser, it gets no more high calibre than that, old buddy old pal.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Did he offer to drive up to Manchester for you?
I HAD SAID I WAS 18 AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

no because
i have been a southern manc for many years now. and he was (apparently, may genuinely have been given that he was actually some sort of banker i believe) in hongkong.

urgh, that is paedo-tastic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:54, Reply)

His words were "May I be wistful... how old are you?"
oh god oh god oh god.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:56, Reply)

i have drunk too much pink wine for this
and now feel a leetle bit sick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I was 18 and all he knew about me was that I was mentally unstable and liked sex
and he got that info from my qotw answers. If JtD comes near us again I'm running away.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I feel I need to hang around more now
To be here when next he appears.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:05, Reply)

WISTFUL?
W I S T F U L?

fuck me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)

What?
And thanks for the proposition.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:09, Reply)

he said he was being wistful but how old was the girl
he ALREADY KNEW WAS A TEENAGER

you're welcome, i like to do my bit for the community.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Aha, earlier reference
I'm afraid I don't generally defecate in bed, so I probably don't meet your exacting standards.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:16, Reply)

that's ok
it's not your only ground for failure so we're cool.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:22, Reply)

You're such a
Nice, kind girl with your kind words. Oh no, wait...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)

pls to refer to the heartless lawyer reference above
and possibly the brainless one too, before you say it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Hmm
I'll give you that; mockery of your brethren is probably a con in a potential partner.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:28, Reply)

not sure i'll ever be a partner
i am a girl, after all...

/bitter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Nothing like a bit
Of good old sexism in the workplace.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:35, Reply)

alive and well in most workplaces
along with a hefty dose of nepotism (which to be fair is alright so long as you keep it in the family...... sorry!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:37, Reply)

I don't think he knew I was a teenager
but I must have seemed young. And I didn't have a photo, so I might have been a fat munter.
...oh wait
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:19, Reply)

pffffft as if you are!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:21, Reply)

I'm certainly overweight!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)

I would rather he didn't.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)

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