I ask such people if they know what "IQ" stands for
usually shuts them up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:42, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's an irrelevant question.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

You irritating queer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You incontinent queen.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

With an itchy quim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I used to get a lezzie magazine called Quim.
True dat!
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

After the Portuguese goalkeeper?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Fo sho i never heard of that!
I used to get Diva and Deneuve
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

It was a quarterly magazine.
Probably before your time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Asking someone to define inteligence is another good one
As is asking them wether they're aware of the various problems with the IQ test, such as the fact it doesn't translate particuarly well across cultural boundries, or the fact that the guy who drew up the first IQ tests may well have deliberately mis-interprited data that questioned the validity of the test or indeed the fact that you can actualy get better results through practice on the test.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Intellectual Quoolness

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

irritation quota
which would make Chompy's about right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

depends on the scale
0-??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

i know i know
but that's because mine is about 227, natch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)