Always judge by the cover
Is there a particular item of clothing or an accessory which immediately marks a person as a bit dubious in your eyes? In my case, gold rimmed spectacles, particularly tinted ones, always make me suspect the wearer may be evil.

Alt Q: favourite breakfast cereal?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:01, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

scrunchies
alt: lucky charms
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

No
Alt Q: Lucky Charms, Frosties or Coco Pops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

sigh
go on then, i'll delete mine.

and say that granola that is sweetened with treacle instead of sugar - lizzi's, i think it's called.

and pencil moustache, jeans worn under the buttocks, white socks on men, huge designer belts and tiny round spectacles, esp with coloured lenses. all these things say TWAT to me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

No need!
Curses, you've already deleted it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

too late, it's gone now!
i'll post it later. it is a topic that amuses me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Anyone who wears Crocs is a wanker.
Alt: Cornflakes.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

collars turned up
means evil person

Alt Q: Kelloggs Start. Nom.

And I'm spent.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Meggings (male leggings) and skinny jeans on men
Ed Hardy clothes
Fake tan
Excessive jewelery (Mr T's exempt)
All of these things are on the 'stab' list.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Meggings!?!
Sweet baby Moses that's a new one on me, thanks for the warning though, it might soften the shock when I finally do encounter them.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

meggings?
please tell me these arent real?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Sadly they are
And are going to apparently be 'the next big thing'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I thought skinny jeans were bad
meggins. I despair I really do. The minute I see a bloke in meggings I may put out my eyes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

There were lots of blokes in meggings
at Sonisphere. However they were invariably leopard print and teamed with big hair and Motley Crue tour tshirts... I don't suppose that counts, really.
(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No idea what Ed Hardy clothes are
but the rest of it I'm with you on.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=Ed+Hardy+clothing
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

careful, you'll wake Applebite up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I know a guy she'd cream over
He works in my girlfriend's store, and is a really nice guy as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

is he every hipster indie guy ever?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Thankfully he's cooler than that
He doesn't have a beard that he claims he's growing in an ironic fashion for a start.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Is he in a band
Which is just about to make it big?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

trackies tucked into socks
no one I have ever met who does this is a sound person.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Not even if I'm cyclying?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

see this is a tricky one
I cycle to work and I've found the hems of my trousers catching slightly on the bike. So maybe that's acceptable. But only if you immediately untuck them as soon as you're stationery, otherwise you go back into the no pile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I asked a scally when I lived in The 'Pool
Why they did it. He said "it stops stuff you've robbed from fallin' out the bottom o' your trackies".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

If you know of a better way to hide stuff when out on the rob
i'd like to hear it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I was surprised with the honesty
and sound-thinking behind it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

The sock thing was explained to me by someone I know who went to Liverpool uni
He only lasted a year, he found the area he lived in so depressing he had a mild nervous breakdown.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Liverpool uni rocks!
The person is obviously a bit of a pussy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't think it was the actual uni that was the problem

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

That's even a better reason that cyclying
I'll save the advice for the future.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

no way! I honestly thought it was a fashion statement
well I suppose it started out as handy klepto-gear and has morphed into a fashion.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

what if you've shit yourself?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

You get damp ankles.

(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Ok
Scarves, especially when worn a bit like a tie (everyone does this so I guess i'm the one who's wrong).

Sgt Pepper style military jackets.

Popped collars.

Skin tight t-shirts (on men).

Big wrap-around shades.

Girls that wear "Porn Star" t-shirts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I used to 'accidentally' push into boys wearing those ridiculous jackets
in one of our indie club nights
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

by "push into"
do you mean "rub up against"?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

EW!
Wouldn't dream of it.
Deluded pricks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Bonus points
if you spill their pint.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yeah! These people are cunts, let's be cunts to them!
Rising above it right there.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

With you on the shades
They make people look like insects. I suppose I just find it unsettling being unable to see their eyes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

They always seem to be worn by metrosexual Ibiza cockends

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

particularly when the shades are worn whilst on the underground.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Trendy twats in London?
who'd have thunk it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

When Wiggy wears camo combats
I like to walk into him and say "sorry, didn't see you"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Driving a BMW.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

an accessory of sorts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

the only exception to this is if it's an estate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Velure tracksuits
Caps plus hoods.
Grey zip-up hoodies with a leather jacket over the top but the hood of the hoodie hanging out over the jacket.
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

'They Might be Giants' t-shirts.

Alt: I don't like cereal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

MONTY IN "I DON'T LIKE THIS" SHOCKER
I guess you didn't buy Haribo then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Wacky slogan t-shirts.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I passed a kid the other day
wearing a t-shirt which said something along the lines of 'your Mum wants me'. Why would you wear something that has the potential to insult someone with psychotic anger management issues?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Because I look so damned good in it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

The worst I have seen is a little 6 year old wearing a tshirt saying
"I gave up sex, drugs and rock and roll, it was the worst 10 minutes of my life"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I used not to trust people wearing sunglasses indoors
like in the train station. Now I have hayfever, I wear sunglasses everywhere :(

I like those Benefit with fruits that you can buy in Aldi.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Gimp suits

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Caps.
Also, anyone anyone wearing Ben Sherman pastel shirts with Rockport shoes. Mostly found gravitating towards townie nightclubs in shit towns circa 2003. You look like a packet of fucking Opal Fruits.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Oh, and....
Anyone with a t-shirt, jumper, hoodie or belt with the name of a random American city on it. Ugh.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)