Did he tell Monty
To solve the raisin problem by getting him to repeatedly smash his daughters hand with a hammer until it is double fucked?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No, but al kindly offered to fuck her until it popped out by itself
Ahh, I've missed Al terribly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Do the kids call it 'poping the raisin' these days?
It was the cherry back in my youth.

Still, as long as it's one of your 'five a day'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

THE SWEETCORN HAS FALLEN OUT OF HER NOSE NOW.
Just the raisin to go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What a blessed relief.
I suggest super glueing her nose until she's 16. Then I suggest super glueing something else.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I should superglue my own nose.
It'd save me a good £500 a month.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Just the raisin eh?
Is that the currant problem?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

It's her 'raisin d'etre' at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

she's been raisin hell these past two days

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That's an in sultana half, that is

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Excellent. Now tell her you'll have her nose chopped off if anything else goes in there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

My dog has no nose...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

How does it smell?
'brilliant, because like me, it showers every day'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I've stopped showering with the dog
As all he wants to do is wipe his arse on the bath by sliding up and down the tub like a spasticated child on a slide.

Only the end of the bath where the shower is is gets clean as a result.

Still, my towels last longer now I'm not sharing them with him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I feel ill now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

^this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)