It's 8:22 pm and I am stuck indoors watching Celebrity Master Chef
I have completely ignored the dentist and am having a smoke?

whats the last bit of advice you ignored and what were the consequences?

Alt Q: What the hell do I do staying in? I don't like this.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:23, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

why would the dentist give a fuck if you smoke

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

cause I had my wisdom tooth out on Tuesday morning and if you smoke
you increase the risk of 'dry socket' where the clot falls in and exposes the jaw to bacteria. I did over 24 hours so pleased.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

its your body
you can smoke if you want to
smoke if you want to
smoke if you want to
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I am *puff*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

You are A puff.
Very different.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:50, Reply)

with a name like Monty!!
you can talk.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Monty is a good name
Bobby on the otherhand reminds me of bobby-pins, bobby-socks and tomboyish girls. None of which are manly manly things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

fair enough none of which make me a homosexual though.
It's short for Robert Pires.

edit - doesnt help how bitchy that comes across. I was only messing with Monty but good white knighting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I do a lot of staying in
I recommend crochet, B3TA and wanking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:38, Reply)

is crochet the knitting thing?
I have had two wanks already I am done.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

crochet is cooler than knitting
it only uses one needle/hook. It's the unicycling of the craft world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

yer, boobypirates should totally try /talk, they're lively at this hour
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I'm still scared of you lot not trying new peopl!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)

wit speling lyk dat id be skard 2

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Not another grammer Nazi? I'm on a laptop with sausage fingers!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:57, Reply)

i just totally posted a thread on /talk

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

It's spelt 'grammar' moron
And there's a difference between grammar and spelling. Again, moron.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

haha
oh man
srs bzns
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

What a she-cock

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)

are you insinuating that bobbypires is a strap-on wearing bull dyke?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I thought it was grammar.
Re your other point - suck my balls x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)

While I'm here
recommend me some RSS feeds. I am aggregating.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I don't know what any of that means

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Not just me then, jolly D.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I got introduced to them recently
you have a thing in google or something (that's your aggregator) and it shows you new articles from your selected sites whenever they are updated. Good for magazine stuff and webcomics
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Ah, I see.
I am old, father William.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)

It depends what you're into
I have things like BBC News and that to keep up with the news, Gizmodo to keep up with gadgets and technology announcements, and things like Failbooking, Lamebook and FMyLife for amusement. Oh, and a daily Dilbert comic.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I've not seen dilbert in ages
is it still funny?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I think it's still brilliant

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

are you as annoyed by Greg the egg as much as I am?
I'm so annoyed that made no sense
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I like it when he goes
PPHHWWOOOOAARR!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:57, Reply)

you should watch some bad TV like me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:52, Reply)

am surprisingly enjoying Masterchef

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:56, Reply)

oh sad face at the result. over to Dave for red bull x fighters woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I just watched my third Sex in the City episode ever
it's a bit repugnant
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm watching the first Tomb Raider movie
It's awful, and only marginally better than the second one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Name one good computer game adapatation to movie
I cant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

zelda
but that was an april fools :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:03, Reply)

they would ruin it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oqwFNKN8MA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

interesting. Shame that's only a joke though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Don't do it to yourself.
I am going to stick Shutter Island on again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

it really is
between that and Twilight I imagine the original feminists are turning in their graves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

sssshhh I like twilight, don't tell anyone.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

you're ill
and cougar you're right. The whole thing is so pathetic. I thought the whole premise was empowering sex? It's just four women whining about men
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Isn't it written by benders?
Is it not really a programme about predatory NYC bummers acted by women?

This may well be wrong but I heard it somewhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

No idea who it's written by
but I'm not sold on the idea that a woman who has great sex with whoever she fancies and likes it that way would (based on the three episodes I saw) be constantly neurotic about needing a man, needing to constantly be in a relationship or be icked out by the idea of dating a bisexual man
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)

yeah
It's all about the search for 'Mr Right' and wearing pretty frocks- not exactly progressive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)

the shoes are nice
the dresses are half good, half bad, and the four women are as Monty succintly puts it bumders in frocks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)

It's the prequel to "golden girls"
Can't remember where I stole that from but it's spot on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Assault on Precinct 13
starts in a few mins on Film4.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

original or remake with Larry F

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Remake
Larry F in full effect.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Larry F's daughter has just made a porn film,
according to the oracle (today's Metro). Larrold is not amused, surprisingly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I saw that
her name is Chippy D. He needs to go Morpheus on her. She says it's the best way to start her career. No darling your daddy is.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'd watch it
but no tvcatchup or bbciplayer here dammit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)

A programme about the Normans has just started on BBC2.
History FTW!
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Thank you!
x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

It's fucking brilliant
even though the presenter looks like a rapist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Cheers!
I completely forgot about this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:09, Reply)

The one from Cheers is my favourite

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)

'I don't think you need any more to drink'
I'm told I laughed and bought some sambuca - I really don't recall. It took me nearly three days to get rid of that hangover.
Oh, and iplayer is your friend. I'm watching top gear and eating cherries and custard. Om nom nom.
(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I still haven't watched Sherlock from Sunday!
good shout.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I love that show,
and I am obsessed with the originals and a habitual disliker of new-fangled nonsense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I've heard good things
but I'm really not a fan of modern updates. Especially since they usually shoehorn in some love interest or the other
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:16, Reply)

My god!
MONTY IN ENJOYING TV SHOCKER! Jesus, it must be good. You'd recommend then?
(berk, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:21, Reply)

it's superb.
I've not found myself looking forward to a drama programme since...I really cannot recall. History programmes I love but generally 'normal' TV leaves me stone cold. The way his thinking processes are represented by words in the air means that you can follow the rapidity of Holmes' genius at work without him having to explain what he's thinking about to a third party at the expense of pace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I'll take your word for it
if I can find it online, I'll have a watch.

Edit: have you seen the new Sherlock Holmes film?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

have only seen the first episode but was impressed
I read a few when younger and have just downloaded some from Itunes for long drives.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I dreamt I was drinking white wine last night
I really want white wine now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I dreamt
that an old mate interviewed me for a job and I thought it was a dead cert, but then I had to do some kind of exam in binary. I was massively relieved to wake up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)