Lies
An early finish trumps all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

happy

DURR.
early happy

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DURR.
n early happy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

What?
That makes no sense.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

It fucking does.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=happy%20finish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Should it not have read:
"early happy" then?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I am fick, it clearly should.
Forgive me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You're forgiven
And it helps reaffirm that I'm not going mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

aN happy?!
(TheColonel, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm going to kill myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

no
the lovely surprise and then everybody asking you who they are from as you carry them back down and then how pretty they look and smell for the next 10 days or so. that trumps all!

although i did also get sent a lot of vodka by one of my clients who makes it the other week too. that was also a good day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

You seem to get a lot of 'gifts' from 'clients'. You must be doing a 'good job'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

*cough* money laundering *cough*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

at 500ml of vodka a pop
that is some sloooow money laundering!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

they'll neeever suspect....

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)