^ does anyone else find this post a bit menacing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

The Turning of the Screw

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Sorry! it does sound a bit creepy.
Just trying to put across the fact that no matter how careful you are, shit happens.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

It sounds like a threat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Well it would sound like a threat if it was coming from a six foot peadophile and not me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

where IS that Crow boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Aw! be nice to him.
He's split with the mrs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

No way?
He's a lovely chap.

Am saddened to hear this.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not
He's a younger version of dj and is now available.
My lonely weekends just gained potential.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Get off!
He's mine.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*tuts*
Alright thennnnn
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You should be happy to hand him to me.
You have one already. In perfect working order and everything.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

He's perfect, but he's 200 miles away
Roota has neeeeeds
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

God I really don't myself, these days.
I associate it with emotional trauma: not the world's finest aphrodisiac....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I actually only want sex when I'm actually 'with' someone
Whereas I have a friend who will ring men up simply because she's in ze mood
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

^This
I can't do one night stands anymore.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I only ever had them because of booze and bad judgement
What does someone really get out of making a booty call?
I'm perfectly capable of having an orgasm on my own, innit?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

^^^THISSSSSSSSS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I guess the post-sex awkward and guilty feeling is addictive?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Possibly
She doesn't seem to feel guilty or bothered at all.
She says she's turning the tables.
I don't see it as empowering for anyone involved.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Turning the tables by putting herself out there to be used?
I don't see how... Serious denial going on IMHO.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

She has a nack of picking men who get besotted and want her to be their girlfriend
So she's not being used as such, but I still don't think she's doing herself any favours.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Not at all
Sooner or later, the offers dry up and she'll be full of regret.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

She needs to get better at wanking
And at judging men
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

far too obvious strikethrough

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Brilliant work!
I like your style...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

To be honest I had a female friend who was sex mad and put herself about.
She had a whale of a time. She eventually found 'the one' and got married.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It works for some, but not for others
I think I'd like to have not wasted an opportunity or two from my past, but it's all with the benefit of hindsight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Sweet!
When did Lampito get married?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it's not being used
if you both want it. It's not something I'd do myself, but if she's happy with it, it's not 'being used'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I agree
But it leads to more hassle than a good shuffle on your own
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I agree absolutely
which is why I wouldn't do what she does.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Invariably though...
...some people read more into the situation than others. If men end up infatuated with Roota's mate then she's hinting at offering goods under false pretences.

Ergo, someone gets used.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

It sure is
*winks*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Same here.
Booze fuelled pickups. It was more about the adventure than the sex.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I just didn't know what I was doing
I was naive. The couple of times I've done that I've been steaming, not cared about matching underwear or shaved legs, yet still used a condom.
The subconscious is ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I never even managed that
it was quite frustrating when I'd see fucking ugly morons managing to pick up women and yet never manage it myself.

I'm sure I didn't miss much, but at the time it would've been nice to lose my V plates earlier or to bump the grand total up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Nope.
You've missed nowt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

It's just numbers...
...it becomes meaningless when you're in a secure relationship.

[edit]

Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as a sanctimonious cunt.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it's true though
I've had a mere 3 partners, two of which were in long-term things, and as a result the sex has generally been great. Can't imagine it would be even close during a drunken fumble.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Drunken fumble sex is 95% rubbish in my humble experience

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I often think like this
But then I remember that I've had some absolutely stellar wanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

What, like in orbit or something?
*runs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you're on form
you should drink too much coffee more often
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I approve of this.
Hang on, does this mean I'm a dullard cunt when not under the influence of stimulants?

*awaits barrage of insults*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

yes, yes it does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I kind of asked for that

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

indeed you did :-D
not the case, but it's the speed and frequency that I've been impressed with this afternoon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Some days I can't keep up with OT
But today makes up for it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You're on FIRE today, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You have all the time in the world.
I'll be all dried up soon.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'm like an Action Man 'down there' now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You're better off.
I had a period of happy celibacy and it was much less stressful.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It is a cast-iron fact
that most of the pain in my life has been caused by my relationships. I miss the company and having someone to cook for, more than anything, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ha, your only problem is that you're far too good for the majority of chaps out there

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Awwwwwwwww!
*blushes*

fanks!
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Isn't Crow
even further away than that, though?
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah but if they could alternate their visits up North
I'd never be lonely on a Saturday night ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

This is why I hate the weekends.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I jest
I fucking love my weekends.
I hate it when it's a birthday or something and I have to haul my arse off the couch, leave my Tigger and go out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Don't say that publicly, lampito will be knocking down his door in 20

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

She found out about the paedophilia, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Kids she didn't mind
it was the rampant bumdering that bothered her.*

*I have entirely made this up
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

True that
my little girl's a bit of a daredevil on her scooter, and has so far ended up having her chin and her hand glued back together after seperate accidents
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Nugget 1 had an unfortunate altercation with some barbed wire whilst biking the other week.
A&E glued up the wounds but his scars are still quite angry looking.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I thin k I saw that on facebook
sounds absolutely mental
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Ha, every time I take him out on a bike he falls off and hurts himself
That's what I tell The Social Services anyways.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

...
I understood what she meant.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)