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I did not know that Tim Nice But Dim was the director of Inception.
He's getting interviewed on Film4 right now.
EDIT it's finished
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:55, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I thought it was Christopher Nolan?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Ah, but...
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Tim-nice-but-dim.jpeg

or

content9.flixster.com/rtactor/40/80/40807_ori.jpg
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)
A most pursuasive argument

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:04, Reply)
he does look nice but dim

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:08, Reply)
and a thoroughly
bloody nice chap
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Totty, Mmmmm?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I missed you soooo much
while you were away. Did you see the thread I did with Mrs Al in it?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)
def: totty
1) Slang for sexual attractiveness

2) A small, round, nipple-resembling item often made from jelly, and occasionally/unfortunately from milk
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Like a Jelly Tot?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Aye
That be the one
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Oh ello, 'andsome
Al can't spell your name so don't snog him
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:09, Reply)
too late
I'll remember for next time though.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)
gawwwwd unibrow
get a clue already
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Well, that was a concise summation
Especially when coming to it an hour after it was posted. WHAT AM I MEANT TO WATCH NOW!?

edits: It's a genuine question, everything on tv seems to be shit.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I dunno
I need a bath.
I think I'll go and get a bath.
ANd maybe brave a glass of wine.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:09, Reply)
I'm off out for my first beers in 13 days
I think I've earned a couple. Lost a wee bit of the tum as well :)
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:11, Reply)
I don't think I look any different
despite dysentery and exercise
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)
It may be wishful thinking
But I feel good for the break. Real sleep for two weeks!
Ooh, dysentery. Not good.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Not actual dysentery
I'm being dramatic
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Only one glass of wine?
What restraint. And useless answers.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Yes, one, ya git

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Ah, if only I liked wine
I'm just pounding the Irn Bru tonight before driving to Nottingham tomorrow to play at a wedding. Rock n roll or what?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)
You're always at weddings you

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Tru dat
I thought about buying a hat to wear at this one, then decided not to. Waistcoat it is instead though.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)
More weddings than that Edmund fella
Boom Tish. Ithankyou!

*coat*
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I resent that.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

she's in denial about being a lush
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)
alright Craig?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)
I was just on the phone to him and he 'had to go out'
Let's see...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)
you're the PI Roota!
I'm just the angry boss
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Could I interest you in some porridge and a slide show of Scottish lochs?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Yes please
My boyfriend is 'out' tonight.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Your boyfriend's a closet bumder?
by that I mean he has sex with closets. By sex, I mean slams his nob repeatedly in the door until the neighbours complain.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)
He does have an impressive armoire

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:12, Reply)
And bruising, I should wager.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)
hmm too obvious
possibility dismissed. Roota take this case and don't come back till you've solved it
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)
unless.. it is a doublecross
this solves nothing :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Edmund is Scottish too!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Och aye the noo.
Jings crivvens help ma boab.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Ya boab's stuck in the wardrobe door again?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)
No, it's stuck in one of my many wive's clunge.
Honestly, she's like a fucking vice.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Wait for her to go asleep
It'll slacken
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I'm going to take your advice
and ask the mods to delete this profile, but before I do I'll post the links to those images I mentioned before, no point in them all going to waste. They're all totally NSFW, not safe for anything, and I would strongly recommend that nobody views any of them, particularly Becky and Monty, but also Al and Gonz;

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/1167845777_scatbig.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/scat.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/psychorapeychomp.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/obese.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/montys_sister.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/fatplainwife.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/tgb.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/bert.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/wgw.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/gonz.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/train.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/18061291805069089101.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/tabloid.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/cock1.jpg

It's been a pleasure, Off Topic, cheerio to fuck.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)
You're very strange.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Is it true that you actually fucked your own half-sister?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:05, Reply)
What? Did he say that?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:09, Reply)
My late Mum's ex bloke
shagged his own son's wife a few years back. Apparently. What a cock.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)
There's a fella who went to school with my dad
Found out this girl was his daughter, had a big reunion, then started going out with her, whereupon they claimed tests had proven he wasn't her father.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)
That's pretty grim
but I think it's medically accounted for
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)
That all sounds a bit 'Pretty Peaches' to me.
And all too implausible.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I don't know that reference
But they were both drug-addled scum-bags
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)
80's porn flick. I think 80's.
Girl gets concussion, loses memory, goes on spree of sexual awakening, ends up at orgy in which her father is partaking.

Good clean fun.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Oh this was far more tracksuit and can of mild than that

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)
not unlike Oldboy then

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:03, Reply)
It's a classic of the genre.

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I like the last one best

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:27, Reply)
that's an old one
Hitlercock, I made it ages ago back when there was a Hitlercock-Gigantacock meme on QOTW.

Not sure if I should be proud, but that's actually my penis you were looking at
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)
So long and thanks for all the cock

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Ha!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is brilliant
but I set the flounce bar pretty high.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Hey.
What happened to Bert's last thread?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)
He's deleted it?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Seems so.
I was enjoying that 'n' all.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)
What was happenin? I missed it.
Did he WAH WAH WAH WAH all the way home again?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Nah, that Craig/Edmund chap turned up mid way through.
It was well boss, blud.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)
He's posted nothing new
and it's an attempt to get b-][p'; MY CAT TYPED THIS BIT. I THINK IT MAY BE SIGNIFICANT.

He says it's an attempt to get banned because he won't trust himslef not to log in unless he's banned.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Oh, diddums.
It's a bit pathetic that he's putting on a big song'n'dance about getting his account deleted and then begging for it to be taken away. It wouldn't suprise me if he only got allowed back off the naughty step today, so couldn't do anything off his own back.

Never mind, diddums. He's the reason why people from here don't put stuff up on the calendar anymore because they're scared he's going to be a sad pathetic creep and turn up, because nobody wants fuck all to do with him, oh gee oh gosh, I can't imagine what it would be like to meet a bunch of people and for them to all hate me, offline.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Aye
We said some boss things and now I won't be able to look back over them like a self-indulgent home movie
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I noes, right?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Had you closed the tab with the thread in?
Sadtimes.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)
What does that mean?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Actually it might be a /talk only thing
if you type in the number of the post that was deleted (or have it tabbed) although it doesn't show up in the parent thread/on board, it's still there.

Maybe it just has the bars at the top and bottom on here.
I'm not making sense to anyone but me, am I?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)
You should have been there Lamps.
I totally referred to djtp's cock and everything. It was well mint.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:09, Reply)
subtle euphemism there

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Gutted, I was packing away my copious amounts of clothes.
Finally. How are you and the lovely missus?
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Not bad.
Looking forward to our Greek mini-bash and not having to work for three weeks.

My train tickets for my bash arrived today as well. Awesome.

Your good self? If I don't reply immediately it's either because I've gone to finish the dinner off or I've been kicked off the pooter by a couple of 14 year olds.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Excellent news, I would ask you to grope BGB's tits for me but that's a little inappropriate.
Have a great time.

I'm looking forward to this bash. I'm making a mental note to stick to three or fewer drinks- any more, bad things tend to happen.
I'm not too bad myself, settling into my new place, listening to bad music, watching bad TV, but sadly not doing many bad things. It's not too unenjoyable.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)
three or fewer drinks?
I can't come then :( I need other drunkards
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Mrs 17 gins!
Or something?!
Bad things happen when I drink, you should know that from witnessing kissy!Lampito first hand, and slightly violent!Lampito too...
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)
haha it was something like that
but still. Get drunk with me. We can decided something to pick a fight over, and that way violent honour is satisfied without undue loss of hair
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)
There wil be no fighting at my bash
Unless it's over who's round it is.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)
it wouldn't be a real fight
which is why it'd be between Lampito and me
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Maybe it'll just be fights with BREASTS
it's a knock(ers)out!
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:45, Reply)
and whoever loses
gets the booby prize
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Or the boaby prize

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)
BA-ZING!

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I don't get this.
edit: looked it up on urban dictionary. I still don't get this :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)
With pillows and soft focus and stuff?

(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)
of course
I promise it'd be very tasteful naturally
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I've had her in my room.
Sadly I did not take advantage of this glorious fact. It stings all the more that Applebite was there too :(
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Well Bert, I'm off to get a bath
I dunno what'll happen.
This is all a bit pointless.
They say you should't give attention to attention-seekers, but if we never speak again, I'm just saying, I know this is only the internet and things might be hunkydory for you in real life, but I think you might be a bit depressed or something. To be honest I think you're more seriously not well, and might have some things you need to sort out.
That's not to say things aren't cliquey here and maybe you did become someone everyone just loves to react to, but that's not even happening any more. They're all bored.
Hanging about here and doing what you do won't make you happy.
Getting deleted isn't proving to be the blaze of glory you wanted, and your pics, while not that offensive, do show that your head's a bit wrecked.

I hope you sort yourself out, because you've got a little girl and she deserves a nice happy dad.

See ya.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 22:21, Reply)

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