Do you put mayo on your pizza?
I can't be doing with that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aye
Mayo on everything.

EDIT: and I've got the leftovers for lunch today, with a little tiny tupperware pot of mayonnaise.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

No wonder you're such a fat mess.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

trudat
Wiggy said that to me last night as I lay on the sofa with the bowl of apple crumble resting on my belly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Mayo is for wrong'uns and notrights
Although it's not as bad as it's inbred cousin; coleslaw. Makes me ill just thinking about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I fucking love coleslaw on stuff like burgers and chips and all that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'd rather never eat again. I don't eat burgers or chips anyway so I suppose it's a bit of a non point for me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Why not?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

My body's a temple init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Alright, Shirley?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Nothing wrong with home made chips and burger.
Besides, what's the point of a temple if you can't get any enjoyment out of it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I don't enjoy fast food though. As soon as I finish it I feel horrible and regret it. I get enjoyment elsewhere.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Not all burgers and chips are 'fast food'.
And some people would call a simple healthy pasta 'fast food'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I was thinking this at the weekend because I was at a birthday party
where there was a massive buffet full of delicious stuff and there were these girls there being all "I'd better steer clear of the pasta salad, hello, calories?!" and I was just thinking "I'm so glad I'm not like that".....as I stuffed in the third helping of salmon mousse and spilled it on my shoulder. My fricking shoulder! Don't know how.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Horses for courses ain't it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

There are so many trials and tribulations in life, I don't see the point of making food, something you should have a few times each day, one of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Fair nuff if it's forced, like if you're intolerant of stuff spelt with a 'l' beginning it.
But why make an issue out of something you're mention to enjoy, or at least, do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Attention Seeking.... Oh look how i suffer and wah wah.
Most of them probably got big macs on the way home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

There's no right or wrong answer really.
I'm not that careful with food, I just don't enjoy eating rubbish because half the time I feel ill afterwards. It drives me up the wall when people ask if I'm on a diet. No, I'm eating the food I like. It just so happens that it's deemed healthy.

I had fried spinach, mushrooms and prawns with peri peri sauce for lunch. It was dandy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Ahhh, that's different.
I know what you mean by some fast food joints making you feel rough afterwards. I 75% when I go mac ds, end up feeling like I need a shower
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm exactly the same
I had a McDonalds a few months back and once I'd finished it felt like the grease was sweating out of my face. Never, ever again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

that's where your mistake was
McDonalds is "food" not food
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I tend to go once every couple of months to confirm I don't like it.
If I was going with a mate, I'd find something to like there, and the breakfasts tends to be ok with me, but inn general it's no thanks. I should get that with kfc, but I don't, just feel bloated there.

But don't let that put you off a 'real' burger or chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

That's nothing
After a Burger King, I used to get stomach cramps. A bit of sweaty grease-face doesn't seem so bad after that.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I don't even count a bit of stomach pain as a symptom of being ill these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yeah a mosque
fnar fnar fnar
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

temple of Doom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Salad cream (the really fucked up cousin of mayo) I don't get
A guy I once lived with put it on everything, he even stockpiled some when there were rumours that it would be discontinued.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Mayo is foul.
There's something not quite right about it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Mayo is as bad as Celery *spits*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Steady on!
Seriously think about mayo, then think about celery.
They are NOT on a par.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Mayo is vile
As is Celery.
As are Jaffa Cakes.

Ugh ugh ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I don't dig Jaffa Cacks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Good good
What's your opinion on Marmite?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I got some of the XO marmite the other day
good shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

HPBD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

thx
took me a while to decipher that!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It is damn good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

it's nice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Jaffa Cakes?
You keep getting wronger and wronger.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

They're vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

They are not vile
*you're* vile. So there.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Marks and Spencer's own jaffa cakes are best
the rectangular ones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

My boss buys some made with German chololate
and sometimes lets me eat a couple. They're very nice.

Also, I believe the smashing orangey bit in McVitie's Jaffa Cakes is indeed made from oranges, not apricot as was wrongly asserted on QI a number of years back.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I like it when you take a veg pealer to the celeory outside bit so you don't get stringy bits, then you fill the insides with peanut butter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

are you pregnant?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Let's just say the "Warranty is void if seal is broken" seems to have grown back =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

awww bless
I think I know what that means, but I'm not certain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

And I'm well past the 14 returns policy now =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)