I now know so many Daves
that one is called Not-quite-as-big-as-Medium-Dave-but-still-quite-a-lot-bigger-than-Little-Dave Dave. Or "Dave" for short.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I recognise this from somewhere
Where did you steal it from? This is going to bug me all day now...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I stole it from me.
The aforementioned Dave was livid when we demoted him from Medium Dave. Livid.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Surely that would be a promotion?
Unless short people are somehow better, which would be lies.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Now my husband just goes by David
which makes easier as every sod is called Dave
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Terry Pratchett I think?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It's from Pratchett, I think
possibly Hogfather?
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Maybe. *shrug*
I thought I'd made it up myself.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I watched The Squid and the Whale the other day
and the kid in it passes off a Pink Floyd track as his own. When asked why he did it he said "because I felt I could have written it. The fact that it already existed seemed insignificant".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It is indeed
that's one of mon favourites.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)

POTD

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

haha!
Or another one

Keith, Keith, the man known only as Keith, Keith

I always thought nicknames were supposed to be shorter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)