Oh damn it, I'm completely and utterlly smitten with a girl in the cafe, she smiled to me today and said I'm her nicest customer and how she always goes to serve me because I make her laugh.
And oh my goodness, I don't think I've seen such a good looking girl before in my life, not even in magazines, not even Nancy from Hollyoaks ! And I don't really know much about her except, OH GEE OH GOSH, she's swell.

AND THEN, get this, I was on Club Reps Uncovered about 8 years ago, and there is a girl who I was on the show with; she's a singer and I got up on stage with her. I see her every few months in and around this area, she's a bit of a local celebs; all the shop keepers know her. She wants me to come into buisness with her, her idea is completely retarded, but she might have some other ones.

AND mum bought me lunch today.

This last hour has been a rollercoaster of joy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:03, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH OH OH, and someone wants me to work for them who _ISN'T_ a complete and utter phsyco who calls me every few days for 9 months on end.
WITH REAL BIG PEOPLE'S WAGES AND ON THE BOOKS AND NO MORE SELF EMPLOYEEDNESS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Ask her out!
Either of them, but I'd recommend trying cafe girl first.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Cafe girl deffo, I might go "I got some spare tickets to the theater, do you fancy it?".
But It'll lead onto a "When are the tickets for? I'm free/not free on that date" and I'll sheepeshly say "Any time you're free, ever, it doesn't matter".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Just go for it!
Worst case scenario - she says no

EDIT:
Or kills you with serving tongs

EDITEDIT:
Glad you liked the Halloumi with sweet chilli sauce!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

=D
I think I will, maybe for when I go to lunch there next, which I think I will tomorow.

The Halluoumi worked really well, I did it with a pasta sauce instead, as I had some left over, but I added some chilli to it to make it into a kindda aberetta.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Do it!
That, and more griddled cheese with chilli!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I got tickets for the theatre for tonight
But I can't go, so I'm thinking on changing the date. Would you like to come with me? When?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

0o0o0o, nice one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Thanks
I'm great at inventing excuses to meet with future exes.

Another one is: I won these tickets but my friends are not interested; I have to tell them when I can go, would you want to come with me? when?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I like that one too =)
You wouldn't consider it a 'cheap date', if he 'won' the tickets though, would you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

No, I'd be very happy
that he's thought of me.

You can say too that you and your friend got the tickets, you can't make it tonight so he's going on his own. You'd be happy if she goes with you another day and you'd invite her to it. When would she do it? It has to be this week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sweet, thanks =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Just say
"would you like to go out with me sometime?"

That way you get to find out what she'd like to do and when she's free after she's said yes.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

My mate taught me this, always give some sort of end-date, such as 'next week'.
It forces them to give a definative awnser.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Well, if you're into forcing them into definitives
just cut out the middle man and give her a raping.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Heh, no, not like that.
But I find, most of the time, I would say something like "Do you fancy [doing something] some time?" and she'll say "Yeah', that sounds good, I'm busy at the moment will let you know", and it'll never happen. Where as if you set a timeframe, if it's 'no', it's 'no', and you can deal with it, or "I'm going on holiday, I'll be back and maybe then", but end up waiting forever and in the mean time you don't move on.

If you say "Next week", then it's more definative.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Good for you!
You should ask the girl in the café out. To the cinema or something, not out of the café or out of your life.

What did mum cook?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Oh, I might have confused bought and brought again.
It's the one where she paid for lunch, but I wasn't hungry, so I had some garlic bread and a lucazaid.

BUT, she did b[r]ought me some chicken livers, so tonight I'm going to flambay them with whisky and cream and mushrooms and onion, and do that on a bed of rice from the chinese across the road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Unless you live with your mum
I suppose she brought and bought them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

good work my friend

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Woop woop!
My last hour has been an install and lurking on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Quick, ask Psychochomp to check his manual
and find out what to do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

STALK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

ew

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I suppose I could walk up to her, when she's closing the shop, in my trench-coat, and whisper into her ear lovingly "I don't fancy you".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

before clapping a chloroform soaked rag over her nose and mouth and dragging her back to your rape-mobile

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)