Why can't everybody do things like that at their weddings? That's spot on.
It beats poncy shit.
At my mate's wedding her stupid cunt of an aunty interrupted the photos to say "AND HERE'S MY SPECIAL GIFT!" and set off a load of doves at them. My mate is terrified of birds.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

After my wedding my family all rode their horses in a circle
and fired their revolvers in the air.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I have no idea whether this is a joke or not
If it's true, I then can't work out if that's something really posh and English or whether it's dead chavvy and Geordie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Neither, my family on my fathers side is mexican.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Pack it in now
So everyone on your dad's side can control a horse while firing a gun?
Is this off a film?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Of course they can
Mexicans are practically born in the saddle. And they aren't aiming at anything other than the sky so it doesn't matter that none of them can shoot for toffee.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Did you get on a horse and fire a revolver?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

or get on a revolver
and fire a horse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Don't you make me laugh aloud in the house you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Of course not, the groom doesn't ride around firing his revolver in the air.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard Roota.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Oh my god Al you done got my head a-spinnin'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Did you hear about that turkish bloke last week who shot up and killed 3 members of his family at his wedding, losing control of an AK while fireing it into the sky?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Yep, what a fucking twat
I bet he feels a bit stupid now. Especially since he killed his own father.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Yup, deffo...
... It's a different culture, a totally different life, you can't really compaire what he did by western standards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

killing your own father
is pretty bad in most cultures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah', totally, but they don't think that firing the gun could be a bad idea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I saw in 2007 firing a gun in one hand
and a beer in the other and I didn't kill anyone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

My sister's present for being my bridesmaid
is a Mexican wrestling mask. Trufax. Only cost a fiver.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)