Don't give a toss
as long as there's a free bar for everyone and whoever it is I'm marrying is happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it might be good if you're happy, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I will be happy
with a free bar and the knowledge I'm marrying someone ace. Don't know who she is yet but she'll be ace. Hopefully.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Oh you're going on like my parents now
I'll either have a huuuuge party with a whopper disco and everyone can come, or it's less people because I'm not made of fucking money. People can't have both.
It's not like years ago when a few people had pale ales and sherry round the bride's dad's joanner y'know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'll get married in a barn in order to have a free bar. It's the only thing I want.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's a top idea!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Very traditional
And I like that in you. That and your threads.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

bar in a big tent
that's what you want. Not a posh tent either, a slightly grubby marquee painted on the inside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)