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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sober because I've just got in from work.
And I'll probably be sober tomorrow night as well.
I'm BORED AND LONELY AND NOT DRUNK AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
I want to go back to Manchester NOW. Yes, I'm having a tantrum.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
good job you have
imaginary INTERNET FRIENDS!

here have an imaginary internet glass of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:03, Reply)
YAY for imaginary friends.
Ta very much. I've got imaginary chocolates. Want one?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:08, Reply)
totally, cheers!
my real life stomache is full, but my imaginary one is empty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)
I might have a real cup of tea to go with them

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)
so late?
you'll never sleep m'lad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
HA HA!
You're all alone on a friday night sitting in front of your computer being angry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Aren't you?
I'm not used to this. The fact that I am is making me angrier.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Yes, but I intended to stay in
the mrs is out with work colleagues so I stayed in to watch Goodfellas and now I'm sorting out some music on the computer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I've literally just got in from work and I'm knackered.
So I wasn't going to go out anyway. But now I'm home and bored I want to. But judging by facebook chat, no one else is out either.
I'm going to put Battlestar on I think.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)
You should totally download some porn
and crack open a cold one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)
crack open or crack off?
And I think I'll save the porn til my dad's gone to bed.

Someone on my news feed just put the status "Really smug people wear cardigans round their necks"
So, so tempted to make a comment about croissants and balconies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:18, Reply)
You should write the words TEDIOUS CUNT
over and over and over and when they ask what the problem is, act as if nothing happened.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I'm not you, Al.
I actually like this person. If I didn't, I'd consider it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Oh alright then
post them pictures of your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)
There's already pictures of my breasts on facebook.
And practically my minge. NEXT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
Your actual breasts? I must have missed that one.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Nah, just several of my bra.
Untagged most though. Luckily, every time I get my tits right out in public, everyone is too distracted to take pictures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I'm being made to watch Superbad
I'm squirming in my seat. I just want them to get the booze and for everything to be ok. I don't like embarrassing people.
well, not much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:23, Reply)
That's a good film
It made me laugh a lot
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)
They've just punched McLovin in the face.
Oh god.

I would Michael Cera, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Eee, really :/
He'll get you pregnant you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
And then you'll have to drink gallons of Sunny Delight

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)
With a burger phone?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:29, Reply)
At least you'll be super hip though
And have loads of cool slang.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
I've not seen Juno :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
It's actually pretty good.
You should get on that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
It's such a cringey film.
I quite enjoyed it though, til the last ten minutes. Won't ruin it for you, but it's completely unnecessary.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I don't like cringey films though :(
Ow are you doing bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)
I'm bored and lonely and not drunk. :(
Spoke to Danger boy the other night though, up til all hours chatting. It was nice.May have changed my mind again and now not sure I want to get into anything.

How are you? I love that picture of you in a box btw.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I'm the same, really.
Will have an earlyish night. I'm not really feeling this film though. Let me guess, they have loads of shenagigans and get the booze and all is dandy. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
BANG ON.
Wow, it's like you've seen it before. Either that or one of the other stupid hip indie teenage films that are all exactly the same.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Last film I saw before this was Inception, adn before that Brick
and also saw half of 10 Things I Hate About You.

SO MUCH J G-L :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I'm sorry, did you just use the abreviation "bbz" for the word "babes"?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Yeah, It's how we roll alright?
Cos we're all young and cool and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I can't wait to turn 30.
I'm busy downloading hair metal tracks for a compliation.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
I can't believe you're 150% older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Haha,
That makes him sound MEGA OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I think that's how it works.
It might be 33.33333%.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I prefer 150%
It makes him sound older.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
I'm 2/3rds of his age.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Look you can both just fuck off
I'm not old, I just have lots more life experience than you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I'm pretty sheltered to be honest.
And you had better hair in your hayday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Haha, sheltered.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I am :(
Only had my first kiss at 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:03, Reply)
I was 12!
But I did lose my virginity at 18.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:07, Reply)
The story of my first kiss is not a pleasant one.
It kind of explains part of my nutterness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Oo, are you going to share?
Mine set the tone for the rest of my life haha
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:10, Reply)
I might do, but I'm not in that sort of mood.
I started writing it a while ago. As in, everything. It's almost 2000 words and I've not even got onto R__.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Wow.
Mine consists of a randomer at an under 16s night at the local club. I didn't even know his name. Still don't. And then another one ten minutes later.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:17, Reply)
It was someone I liked at the time.
And then spectacularly fucked me over. SOUNDS FAMILIAR, DUNNIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Mine was boring
and a bit rubbish. Set the tone for me as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Mine made me the girl I am today
In that he's what got me into fora.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This makes me sad
all of my relationships have ended as good friends, but not a single one has made any impact at any level
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:24, Reply)
Made me into an internet slag,
shaped my physical preferences and looks in guys, and another thing, which I would say but it's emoooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:27, Reply)
emo right on
I've been in a bad mood all day and most of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I'll gaz you, so I'm not emoing up open board

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:31, Reply)
Yeah, experience that's made you
OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm only 29. I was just implying that if being young means stupid abreviations, then I can't wait to turn 30. Which is so old that you die.

In which case I'll miss my wife in about a month.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Me and Lampers are almost 20.
That's old and scary. I don't want to not be a teenager :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:38, Reply)
agepiss
and SOON WE'LL BE SENILE AND PISSING OURSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Being twenty is much better than being 19.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I'll let you know what it's like.
Just to refresh your aged memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Ah, we do that anyway
Under the right circumstances.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)
5) Profit

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I'm sorry for using abbreviations.
30's not that old. I still can't believe I'm almost out of my teens :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
I'm not dead yet.
Declining, yeah, but alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:39, Reply)
I thought you already were...
Sounds thrilling. I'm texting a friend and watching northern exposure.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
NORTHERN EXPOSURE!
*hums theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:57, Reply)
30's quite good, ashally.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
not so much
but I have high hopes for 35
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)
35?
Hmm. Hopefully it'll be good. I'm meant to be a dad then...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Don't worry I'm trying my best to get flim flam pregnant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:45, Reply)
She says:
"What? With that shrivelled old prawn?"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I know she does
but to me she says "Oh thank god he's finally gone to bed"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I totes did, bbz.
I ceebs typing the whole word, teebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Alright, bbz?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Yeah bbz I'z good yah!?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Man, tnite's bn ttly jokes, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Oh, the irony!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)
That all I do is make an embarrassment of myself?
Yeah, I felt that as I typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
*punches face*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Oh god did I punch you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

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