I'll make you a pole website.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm suspicious

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

You should be
I would have hilariously misinterpretted your design brief causing a hilarious but tragic chain of events.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'd misinterpret her design briefs
if you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

No, I'm not following you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Well, she wants a pole website
but I have no idea about the internet so I would just get a pole and shove it through a computer monitor.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I definitely think you should do this
Your employers would love you for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I just bought some new pole briefs
with Wonderwoman on them. They're awesome. And stretchy, so leeway for cheesecake consumption.

I know you don't care.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I don't care

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

" I just bought some new pole briefs"
"with Wonderwoman on them. They're awesome. And stretchy, so leeway for cheesecake consumption.

I know you don't care.

Applebite for Destruction is innanimate: I only move inside pubs, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:52, Ignore, Reply, I like this!) "

Now do you care?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Nope

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

HA!
Brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

He needs to make applebite's name bold and turn the ignore reply I like this bits into links.
It's a half job.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It was a quicky
That much is true.
Edit: There, happy now? I even made the links work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I was talking to AL!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Oh sorry
They sound lovely. Is her face on the crotch?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Like those Twilight knickers you can get?
The ones that have Robert Pattison's MOUTH on the gusset?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I think I might have noticed before I let it go live.
Also, I'm not sending you pictures of my pole students in tiny shorts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I would just use photos of telephone poles
and Polish people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

POLELOLZ

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

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website
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

File -> Save As Webpage...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Pretty much,
got to love word.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

People may think that MS Office's Save As Webpage is the worst way to make a website, or maybe Geocities, but they're wrong.
Those are designed for people who don't know how to make websites, and therefore can be forgiven.

It's Adobe Fireworks that is the worst, because it fills the page with a table filled with 1000s of pictures (with 100s of attributes to each element), and because it's adobe, people think it's _real_ website building, so they get Fireworks to build the table with a static size, align it to the center, change the background colour and say "All Done"; and charge for it.

My cousin is in one of those £500pa buisness groups, where you have one person per proffesion, and makes a lot of money out of it, I want in on it, but their "Website Designer" has paid double to take up Designer and Developer rolls, and he doesn't to much more than what I just said. The moment he has to touch code, he says "Can't be done, it's impossible".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

What do you use?
I don't expect Kitty to want anything that complicated, more like an info page and gallery than a whole website.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Photoshop and Dreamweaver.
Dreamweaver is just a syntax highlighter though, I don't use any of it's FTP or code-insertion features.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)