This week will be utter shit for me.
My cat's moved out and I keep expecting to be attacked by the little fucker; I miss him terribly. I don't miss the smell or the hair, mind you, but they were a small price to pay for the enjoyment I got from having him around.

And I'm ill. I've been coughing up ectoplasm since Friday.

So bah fucking humbug (business as usual, really)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wah wah wah
get over the stupid cat thing already
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Thanks for that, fatty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You're welcome you miserable old cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

That sucks man
I had to sentence my gerbil to death on Friday. He has cancer, but the operation was £150 and we can't afford it. I feel really awful about it, but it's just so much money and he would only live another 6 or so months anyway so I had to say no. Poor Elvis.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

bad luck mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You can buy five gerbils
for £150 squid. And dress them up as Girls Aloud and put the videos on YouTube and Louis will see it and love it but Simon will sign you first and their first album will go platinum but they'll start dying before the second album so you try and replace them with new gerbils but they won't get on and one of them will eat the ginger one and then in five years time they will all feature on those whatever happened to so-and-so T shows and people will remember and the album will get re-released and you will end up pretty rich as their manager.

/Gonz Inspired Post
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Give him to Richard Gere
so he can go out with a bang.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah but Monty
in like two weeks or something we're going to be stuffing hot meat into our faces.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

There is that. I can't fucking wait.
Committed Needo-phile that I am, I do wish we were going to 'yabs.

Fucking Muslim cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah, it's a shame
but it's better than no hot meat at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

They just need to ramp up the chillies a bit, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)