You'll have a kid
and a people carrier. And your surf board will be used mainly for ironing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

if I have a kid it will have been a terrible accident
I'm seriously considering the snip just to prevent it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

God me too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

easy for you lot
much more difficult to convince them that 21 is the right age to make that decision
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

We're 28 and have no children
Pretty sure they'd try hard to talk us out of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
I read somewhere they're much more unwilling to do it to women
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Because women change their minds about FUCKING EVERYTHING?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm 29 now :-/

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Oh dude. I'm sorry
I'm not far behind ya.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

that is close to Monty territory!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

30
:(
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Surely you can just tell them
that they're your damn tubes and if you want them tied, then tied they shall be? Threaten to go to Mexico to do it, or something.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Baby killer.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Not killing
Preventing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

happily

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm the same I have no interest in having my own children
I like giving them back at 3.15pm.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

This attitude should be encouraged
it's a rare day when my serenity isn't disturbed by some wailing, snot-coated shit screaming because his lovely mummy won't give him something he wants.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I just don't want them
nor does the mrs.

and even if she did, she has rationally said she wouldn't be interested in having kids with someone who doesn't want them, and being with me is more important than having kids could ever be.

which is nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Conversely
My mrs said "I'll get kids out of you somehow..."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

you poor bastard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It'll end up
With me ripping my balls off and throwing them down a well, before laughing like a maniac and collapsing from bloodloss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

sounds like a good plan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Cauterisation is probably your best bet
ripping is so terribly...bleedy.
(berk, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Surely that's when you lean back, fold your arms behind your head and tell her to give it her best shot,
safe in the knowledge that you wound Clenders up to the point where she castrated you years ago?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

People are often shocked
by my intransigence on this subject.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You've fallen into such an obvious trap there
The fact that you used the phrase "She rationally said" when refering to a woman is evidence enough.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

that is a good point
and one that kept me awake at night I have to admit, but I've conducted more research and am confident that it was a momentary aberration in which she actually engaged the usually dormant rational or "manlike" centre of the brain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I thought that said "it will have a terrible accident"
and I was like "dude that's dark".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)