Umm yeah cheers Al. I've just seen an advert for a mouth wash called Retar-dex
what inappropriate product names have you come across?

Alt Q: What are you having for dinner?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:03, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unfortunately
www.spazzstick.com/

Spag bol.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I donno.
I didn't get the chance to go to the cafe today, but I did go pictures and wagamamas with Clendrix and had an awesome time. I saw Inception and it was fantastic. There was a forrest bit which I didn't like, but the rest was totally awesome. It's as good as The Matrix was when that first came out; the first one. Really left me thinking 'wow'. I wanted to get up half way through 'cus I was getting really bad gut-spazes, but I was too enthrilled with the film.

At Wagamamas I got Ebi Goyza which wasn't a patch on my local sushi place's ones, but the Chicken Katzu Curry was really good.

Last film I saw at the pictures before that was Casino Royal, which was dull and borring.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Wasit bad news on the job front then Gonz?
glad you liked the film it is epic. What are you going to do about the cafe goddess?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:56, Reply)

I ain't heard back yet, but it's been just over a day now.
Their offices aren't set up yet, well, their current one is, but the new one isn't. I'll give them a buzz tomorow, it wasn't an advertised job, so I think I'll get it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:21, Reply)

New 'Portal 2' (wicked video game) video is out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRxafex-1Ec
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Any idea on when it's due for release?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Feb 2010, it's later than origionally expected at E3, but not rediculously far off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Cost?
I seem to remember I have the original on my Steam account because I own the Orange Box or something.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

That's right, yup.
I reckon it's gonna be full retail price, probably with a SE, so around £30 for the PC/Mac, £40 for 360/PS3, +£20 for Special Edition (if they do that).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:20, Reply)

hope so
portal 2 looks ace but am more excited about mass effect 3 in 2012
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I never played the Mass Effect games, the only RPGs I could get into is the Zelda franchise.
I like games I can pick up and put down and casual games, such as the plastic instrument ones, street fighter and stuff like that.

I really hope they have keyboard'n'mouse support on the PS3 of Portal 2, but if not, I'd upgrade my Macbook for it, the i7 with 8gb ram should be able to run it resonably.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

they're surprisingly non rpg like. Its got a crude levelling up system it's more about morals to determine the outcome. It's like watching star trek meets blade runner.

I have no idea about technical stuff really I just realised I didn't have an HDMI cable on my xbox.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Cool, sounds good, you might like Heavy Rain.
I got it for my flatmate for his birthday, only played the first 30 mins, that's the "Teach you the controls" stage, but in that time there were a few jaw-dropping moments when it comes to the graphics and gameplay.

There ain't any leveling up on that, but it does follow the whole morel/storyline-effecting stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I'm the wrong tribe
xbox. I may buy a ps3 when they are a bit cheaper. I'm only a poor student.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Ahh, fair 'nuff.
I think I pad something like £125 for mine, second hand, lowest size HD they do, and swapped the HD out for a 320gb one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Thank you
For calling the cinema 'the pictures' - I thought I was the only person who still did that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Lamb steak
I occasionally look up a link on expertsexchange, although they've sadly changed the name to experts-exchange these days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:26, Reply)

my oven ain't working
so i had to go to tesco to find something to microwave, ended up with this pasta stuff, pretty grim so i got a load of haribo to cheer me up later wicked sick.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Wicked sick may be an apt description
Of what will happen due to microwave pasta followed by haribo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

In Germany they sell big black chocolate ice cream bars
called Noggers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:27, Reply)

that's very close to an unmentionable word
you fucking nazi!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I had some pizza for dinner
with salad. I'm also dipping my toe back into the world of torrents
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Man, I've not had a pizza in ages
I really like pizza. What kind of pizza did you have?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

pizza sex

edit - I realise I fucked that up a little. Please feel free to point it out. FTR best pizza is pepperoni.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I find pepperoni and red onion actually edges it slightly

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

never liked red onion on pizza
I am quite partial to pineapple, ham and paprika.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

cheese pizza

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Plain cheese?
Dullard.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

indeed
however I didn't cook it, so I can't complain.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)

dunno, totally going to my mums for dinner and telly
can i just tell you this whole halloween thing has got me boggled
I know it's like 2 months away but I want to have a fabulous outfit and don't trust to buy anything online and can't sew myself so what the heehaw do I do *shakes head*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:25, Reply)

what do you want to go as?
any ideas?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

not sure, less as something specific and more of just dressing fancy
I want to wear a corset and a bustled skirt, I guess more of a goth victorian burlesque sort of thing

and I know I'll never make the outfit myself, I'm just not sure how much I trust online stuff, I don't want to buy it and hate it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)

why not have a hunt around some stores?
pick up items seperately rather than as a costume
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:13, Reply)