I am now
The fit birds got off at York. And I cant have a crafty fag in the bogs because its too packed. *boots young child in the face*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I fucking hate people who smoke in train toilets
It's really fucking tragic that you don't have the willpower to wait for a couple of hours so you have to make the toilets smell utterly rank for someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

What?
And having a massive shit makes it smell great?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

he farts chrisanthemums

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

and shits daisies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I farted on chris and her mum

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

There is no joy like having a cracking shit on a packed train, opening the door...
And watching the facial expressions of anyone caught in the draught that emerges. It's just beautiful.

(Did it Monday morning)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)