Isobel Webster from Points West
In the nuddy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

there seems to be quite the market for naked news
let's get it on Dragon's Den.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Dragon's Den

if you insist...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

that was quite unexpected
but ok.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It exists:
www.nakednews.com/

NSFW obviously
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's been done
www.nakednews.com

(NSFW, obviously)

Edit - Bloody hell!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Hmm
Might be a bit late (NSFW)

EDIT - FUCK!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

and that makes 3

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

NSFW obviously

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I want to play
Hey Kitty, why don't you check out www.nakednews.com!

It's probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

obviously

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

and not with that exclamation mark.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

whoops
I've ruined the internet. I'm sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Haha you're obsessed with her

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She is far better looking than that Kate Silverton you like.
Silverton is like Wurzel Gummage with loads of different heads. Starting at 'massive' and moving all the way up to 'really really really really massive'.

We've covered this anyway. And I'm right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah that is old ground.
I have a new celebrity pin up girl now. Ellen Page. Since confirming she is in her twenties and not a teen I feel it is ok to fancy her.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Just googled her
and she looks a bit young, despite being in her twenties.

Paedo.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You mean
Elaine Paige. Granny fucker alert!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

She looks about 12.
Rachel Riley from Countdown is top of my bank.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Bit skinny for my taste

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

yeah
too blonde as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I love Rachel Riley
those legs are very long.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I know. Amazing. I have to stop thinking about her now otherwise I'll be cracking one out in the office.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

The Vorderman trains in the gym I used to go to
she is tidy for mid forties.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

You mean Ellen Degeneres
Lesbian fucker!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I thought she was dead?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

you're a necrophiliac as well?
will your perversity never cease?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

necropaedophillia?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No she just smells as if she was decomposing

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Mine is still either Summer Glau, or Devon Aoki

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I have just googled her and definitely would.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Likewise
Although Laura Tobin the weathergirl would come higher up my list.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I mate of mine's sister is a weather girl. She had an awful lot of miles on the clock before getting married last year.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

High mileage is ok
with regular servicing!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

ho ho.
At one point we had a chalkboard in the cellar of our local pub with a list of all her conquests listed. She'd certainly flattened some grass in her time.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Was she nice looking
or just a lady of loose morals?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'll gaz you so you can ascertain for yourself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Excellent
*awaits red text*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Sent

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Above the threshold for sober shagging, I'd say!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

each to their own I suppose

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

My threshold's not that high, mind...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Does she have a warm front
Or hot periods?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's the "intermittent showers"
you want to be wary of
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I've got drunk with her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Really?
Is she as nice in the flesh?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yeah she's a good laugh, not as posh as on the telly either.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

*jealouses*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

+ although it wasn't really WITH her,
she was at home with a bottle of wine and I was watching from a hedge with a couple of cans of spesh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

She was a bridesmaid at a friends wedding.
The younger lot were left at the end drinking in the bar.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

So you were working the "creepy uncle" vibe?
Nice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Had it been me
I suspect I'd have drooled and had a smack from my other half.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Some people are a little obsessed
with local newscasters...

stevesregionalnewscaps.blogspot.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Fairly unattractive regional newscasters at that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Better than Jackie Bird from Reporting Scotland though
She's getting on a bit now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Agreed
but what about Catriona Shearer? Very cute and amazing chebs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

yeah, they all pretty much ming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58, Reply)