Don't knock it
He can probably get you free carrots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was veggie at the time so that would have been helpful
more helpful than the pepperoni pizza they substituted my cheese pizza for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I don't use the delivery thing
but the Tesco my parents use delight in the Dali school of substitutions. My favourite being "we had no Granny Smith apples, so we've replaced it with a Glade air freshener."

Short of them doing substitutions on an alphabetical basis, I can't really see how they get from one to the other, I'll be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

sometimes you get apple scented
perhaps they thought you just wanted to smell the apples
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)

It was probably apple flavoured glade.
They once substituted my sliced ham for an entire ham joint, so I think it must be entirely key word related. They also substituted lemon juice for lemon fairy liquid. It made the cakes taste funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I love the fact you've both logically thought this through.
When my dad told me, I just assumed that Tesco were cretins.

and that we'd probably reached that point in our lives when we'd run out of things to talk about.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

to be fair if I worked in Tesco
I'd make it a game to see who could replace items with the most inappropriate alternatives and still have them accepted by the customer.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I would so do this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Veggies should be pitied
Vegans should be laughed at
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Good idea
*goes downstairs to point and laugh at vegan colleague*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It's not like they'd have the strength to chase you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Free carrots are good
I like carrots, but too many of them can hurt.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Depends on where you're putting them I suppose.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

up rabbits.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Fairy nuff then.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

said Warren

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I just laughed and I'm on the phone
that was dreadful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

and batteries for her "toys"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Mine plug into the mains
batteries just don't have enough power.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Mine have a ripcord and a petrol engine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

hahaha
that presented a disturbing mental image.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Oh fucking hell
Gonzo petrol dildopiss.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)

V6 or V8?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

W12.
Quad turbos.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Mine run on petrol.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)