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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Drunken 50yr old slag staggers up to me and says "I love your tattoos. I've got a tattoo of a strawberry on me arse, wanna add the cream?".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Oh come on
that's quite good as far as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
She was grim
But I'll give her points for originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
And for wanting her back doors booted in.
Never underestimate that quality in a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Normally I'd agree with you
But her face, body, odour and demeanour meant that achieving penile-engorgement sufficient for sodomy would be impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Pour Dettol on her and MTFU.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

o
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I hadn't had any for a while, ok?
I was backed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Also, it could have been worse
It could have been, I've got a W tattoo'd on each arse cheek, so that when you've finished with me it says "WOW"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)
not
quite sure how you made that worse, but you did. Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)
years of practice.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I have a little sick in my mouth now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)
It put me right off my kebab

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)
And onto hers?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Leave BGB out of this!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
You're lucky she's on holiday
She'd break you, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)
She's tried in the past
I'm remarkably durable
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

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