Let me introduce to you one of the best things about my Kos holiday.


He's called Tarzan and kept us amused for hours.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:17, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cute!
Did you have a lovely time?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I did : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Did you get a pump?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Wha?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Was there a motion in the ocean?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Only when we farted in the sea ;o)
You ok Gonz?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Alreet Tourette's?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Fine & dandy thank you Beekers,
and your good self?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Top hole! :)
Just sorted everything for your good hubby's bash. Just need to save some beer tokens now!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Aye up !
"Oh wow, I never knew this pool was a jacuzzi....... oh, never mind."

Did you have an ace time? I'm doing good, good and bad at the same time, alright really, it all balances out in the middle, which is OK. Ish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Well, that particular beach is on a vault from Nissyros
which is a volcanic island (where the moon scenes were filmed for Moonraker) so there are supposed to be little bubbles of sulphur rising from the sea bed. We couldn't find them so made our own ;o)
Hope your good outweighs the bad soon petal!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Cheers =)
Did you manage to do any snorkling/scuba ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I don't even know why I'm asking this, to be honest, it's not very polite or a nice thing to ask a young lady.
It was my rude way of saying 'I hope you had a swell time', really.

But seriously, did you get your pitta bread stuffed with some nice sheftali
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Nah!
My red bra is going to be put away for good now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Dear BGB.
We kindly thank you for your services to date, and wish you the best of luck in your retirement.

Should you be reconsidering your position or wish to taken on in a consultancy capacity, we would be more than pleased to be your client.

Kind regards and best of luck,

Mankind.... mostly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:07, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Excellent!
No injuries for you I take it?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Only a bit of sunburn.
I would highly recommend Kos to anyone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Went to Corfu once and it was excellent

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:57, Reply)

What's the big dill with that?
Geddit? Geddit? I think that's a dill plant, as in, deal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

For my OH WOE IS MEisming guts, I got ma's home made jewish chicken soup with lockshan and kandalach, AND for desert, ma's home made rice pudding.
GO DO ONE, SPAZGUTS, GO DO ONE AND FUCK OFF FOR GOOD.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:49, Reply)

That looks suspiciously like a cat in a bin...

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)

:3
aww
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:46, Reply)

this is unintentionally and alarmingly topical...
did you like kos? i went to kos town on a girly holiday when i was 19, i pulled the hottest man you've ever seen in your life for the whole 2 weeks. seriously he looked just like brad pitt (who was still hot back in the dark ages, or the "1990's" as we called it then).

did you have as much success??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Not really looking for a man.
I did some thinking over there and I'm staying single till I dry up and wither.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Oh man, I'm missing you so much,
haven't seen you for HOURS!
Tarzan is FULL OF WIN :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:59, Reply)

And I'm loving your board sig :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)

this is probably a good thing
considering that they are ALL THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Totally continuing the classy thing here
Any chance it actually was Pitt?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:03, Reply)

hang on
how is kissing the best looking guy on the island for a fortnight not classy? jealousy is a destructive emotion, PoD...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I'm just so use to you not being classy. I wouldn't go for the hot guys, they do nothing for me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:40, Reply)

goddammit why
am i too late to give this the contumelious treatment it deserves?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)

You could give it a try
And see how it goes down.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

i did
see my scathing response at the bottom of the page. or something. also insert your generic pun of choice about how well i go down [here].
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Kos,
Home to the Stone Roses bar, a bar that didn't play any Stone Roses.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I love this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:04, Reply)

There's one in Leeds as well I noticed the other week.
There's also Bar Rock, which plays fuck all rock.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:14, Reply)

They played a fair amount of 'indie'
But just no Stone Roses.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Somewhat ironic.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Sounds like a good bar to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 23:53, Reply)

The locals do love the pudonas.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:08, Reply)

HIYA TARZAN!
*waves* TARZAN!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Looks like someone else is on a post-holiday high again
Hi Rootatron *waves*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

HIYA PENGUIN!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I just had a massive mug of tea
CAFFEINE HIGH! How's Scouse-land?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:45, Reply)

It's alright
I feel cozy. For the first time in a number of years I am not resenting the evenings drawing in.

How's Caledonia?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Dry for once
Getting a bit colder, which makes me happy. Bring on the early dark nights. I might try and find a flat with a fire in the living room if i move to Lahndahn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I love my gas fire
It's well 70s
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:50, Reply)

We've got a gas fire here
Chance of getting somewhere with a log fire in London for a reasonable price? Slim to none I imagine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:52, Reply)

ZERO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Damnit
Fancy buying me somewhere to live in London?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Yeah
I'll you two in case you get bored of the first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

That would be great
I'd quite like a balcony too if you don't mind.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

*waves wand and wallet*
Yeah, done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I wish you weren't kidding
But I'm pretty sure you are. Yep, almost certain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

i do have a fire AND twin balconies
but as i apparently have no class whatsoever, you should probably knock such tasteless vulgarities off your hitlist...

/flouncy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I never pretend to have any class though
So I'm going to have AS MANY BALCONIES AS I LIKE!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:21, Reply)

you do need a flat to stick them on, though
otherwise it's just pavement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Damn
That might be an issue.

Also, I might stop being mean to you so you won't hate me if I'm in London.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

it's ok
i know you don't mean a word of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Lawyer brain
Sees right through the lies.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

aye
that and you're a bloke, so, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 21:40, Reply)

So you think
I therefore wouldn't want to offend the tits?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)

amongst other bits
why don't you come over to the new thread where i don't have to read your outraged response one letter at a time?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 22:06, Reply)

clearly whoever did this could not find a bin of appropriate capactiy
Fuck Off Cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)