Is this a very roundabout way of asking me out on a date?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mate, no offence
but even if I was gay I could do a lot better than a bloke off the internet with a body like a beehive made out of Cornish Pasties.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Who plays WoW

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

In his parent's basement

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Pausing only to wank, feed and moan on the internet.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I take my laptop to the toilet so I can carry on raiding.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I think if I was a homosexual, and you and chompy was one too, and I had to pick between the two, I'd pick Chompy.
You know, if the three of us were in a pub, and a gunman comes in with a nuclear bomb and says "You have to suck one of these two's willys, and you have to choose, or I will blow the bomb up and everyone you know and love would die", I'd say "Errr, gays, that's disgusting, I don't want to choose, but if I have to choose, I'll pick chompy".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I think it's only 'cus my gran would be horrifide if I ended up with an artist, rather than a nice NHS boy.
"Oy vay, first my little bubulla is a fagula, and now he's gone off with an artist ! Why doesn't he just finish me off by going with a schvatzer?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

that's going into his profile
and wank bank no doubt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I believe you've amused me in the past
so I am perfectly prepared to pretend to be a young lady for your benefit. However Milton Keynes is very far away and I'm not allowed to travel that far on my own, so you'll have to come to Scotland.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I have been instructed to reject this offer.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

The anal sex part is negotiable.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)