A Sony something or other.
It was dogs-eggs - so it's going back.

I now get to choose another phone (once they confirm receipt of the returned one) - but I don't know what to get.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

just to annoy TGB
Iphone, It's not amazing but I like it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

No.
They want money for an iPhone and seeing as there any number of other phones I could get for nowt, I'm not shelling out any more money.

iPhone = Powered by smug.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah', but it's not like Virpos, it's smug for a reason, it's smug because it's awesome.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Is it really that awesome though?
At the end of the day, it's just a phone isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

and an ipod and a gps and everything up to and including butt plug

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Is a bentley awesome? It's just a car.
Is a machallin star resturant awesome? It's just a resturant.
Is winning the lottery awesome? It's just money.

....etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Your point?
Car gets from A to B
Restaurant? Well, it all goes towards making a turd.
Lottery? (err, I've not got any clever answer to that).

Okay - if I win the lottery. I'll get an iPhone. But it won't be awesome.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

But some things in life are nicer than others.
I'd hate to go the grave knowing I've got loads of money in my bank account but never experianced anything 'nice'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

fuck you
I have many reasons to be smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oo
I have a question, too. If I were to go crazy and buy an e-reader, which one should I get?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Seeing as I can't work a mobile phone
I'm not the person to ask about an e-reader.

I'm still quite happy with books.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

i like books, I have bloody hundreds
but it's a gadget and it lightens my bag and I reckon I could use one to read essays and things on, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

it seems to be common consensus that the Kindle is the best one
I want to get one but I has no monies. I was going to get the classic books 'game' for my DS but I think it's too small to comfortably read on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

it works all right
my brothers got that game, and it's suprisingly easy to rea on DSLite (is that the same thing?)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

hmm
and that one has a thing to tell you how to cook, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

aye
there's also a fitness instructor one
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

If you're looking at being able to read essays and stuff,
might be worth making sure you get one that can handle pdfs. Just sayin'.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

oh yeah
I am a div. To be fair, I'm not sure I really can afford one right now. It's more about which one to covert
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

aye that's the one I've got
I might get it for hols then, it's pretty cheap.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

hmm
I was leaning towards sony as you can use a memory stick and read PDFs and .DOCs free. Not sure on the Kindle. Also, the interwebs access on them both is badly explained anywhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

The Sony I had was a Satio
Or something. It's like Sony built a camera and then tried to put a phone on the back of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

yeah, their SLRs are a bit pants, too
It's like they don't quite get the whole human interface thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah. Sony. The shower of cunts.
Fuck 'em.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Using the webs on them is a really awful experiance.
If you got the budget for it, I'd go for an iPad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I cannot ever buy an ipad
without eating more of my own words than I can fit in my prodigious belly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

*Double clicks 'prodigious' (to highlight it), press Cmd+C, Cmd+Space, Enter*
Oh, that's what that means.

I think my one is great, it's a fantastic gizmo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

yeah that's what's stopping me
and the ridiculous price of course. And the fact that I drop technology in toilets.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)