Oh I'm so fucking sorry for actually enjoying life sometimes and playing ridiculous games and having fun
when I should take some MASSIVE drugs and cry in a corner and be bitter and twisted and hate everyone and everything and did I mention my cat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yay, I was worried everyone would just slag it off entirely
and be all condescending about being silly sometimes, because it's just not done old chap blah blah blah
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

At one of my parties we found four bowls of vodka jelly in the freezer and
decided the best way to get through it was to play drunk kerplunk. Later than evening a grave was dug in my garden and the neighbour took pictures and the next day the police came round and laughed at the mannequinn hand that was sticking out the ground. Happy days
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

My mistake
'If you're drunk enough all games are fun'. Yes: ALL games. I'm such a twat for thinking otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Face it.
Party games are for children, if I stumbled across my friends attempting to set up a 'pin the tail on the donkey'..... well, words really can't portray the sympathy and disappointment I would feel.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

No Cancer.
If you're drunk enough ALL games are fun. Can't you read?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Aaaaah
So what you're saying is, I should blindly do what every other fuck knuckle is doing, not because I enjoy it, but because I am desperate to be accepted and therefore mistake these toe curling enterprises for something called, fun?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

CORRECT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

no, obviously not ALL games ever are fun
and things like pin the tail on the donkey are for kids, but it's ok to enjoy occasional silliness, I think anyone who steadfastly refuses revert to childish fun is probably pretty boring and a bit miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*weeps quietly into a beer that somebody else bought along*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I know how to have 'fun' just as much as anyone else
When me and my friends get together we invariably end up laughing like drains for the whole of the night. The main thing is, it isn't organised, or pre-ordained in an attempt to have 'fun'. People who have to sit and think about to inject fun into their get togethers are tedious cunts who don't know how to do it naturally.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's not injecting fun, nor is it forced or that organised
it's just doing something a bit different than sitting around chatting like you do every other weekend.

Sometimes it's fun to have a bit of imagination. It's not like I'm going to be dressed up like a girl guide and make everyone wear name tags.

I like how putting 'fun' in inverted commas makes it sound like it's such an alien concept to you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I can see where you are coming from
However, if someone has sat and thought about it, then it is organised and that can annoy me, only when the protagonists get huffy when you don't want to join in on the fun.

Much like fucking Halloween. When I was a kid, it was KIDS who got dressed up and went out begging for sweets, monkey nuts and possibly money. These days the town is filled with HILARIOUS adults dressed up. The woman invariably dressed as sluts, and the men dressed up as cunts.

So when I voice my opinion that I don't really mind folk doing this, but it isn't my thing, I get lambasted for being a spoilsport and not wanting to join in, God forgive me, the fun.

Fun, for me, is people doing what makes them happy, not what other idiots THINK they should be doing. This goes for MASSIVE DRUGS as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I understand, I hate when people try and force me into drinking games
this is why I want a specific mix of games that you don't have to play if you don't want to, I definitely won't be forcing anyone, and I want games where people can dip in and out. I don't want to have to regiment the evening, I'll be leaving it up to people if they want to play.

Because it's Halloween I do ask that people dress up, but this will be the 5th annual Kitty's Halloween Party and every year the rule is "no slutty bunnies or otherwise" and my friends do always make an effort to be a bit original. Last year one of my friends made a full on Optimus Prime suit out of cardboard, it was brilliant.

This is also why I asked b3tans what they thought because I wanted things that even the most miserable of people would maybe concede to join in with.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

nonsense
especially if you have gamer friends, just mention a points-based system and away you go
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I like games
I like pin the tail on the donkey and I like just being silly rather than sat around a table smoking and talking about how things aren't how they used to be blah blah. Most of my life is FUCKING DULL talking about boxes and being organised and having to be sensible and problem solve and try save money and plan for the future so when I go to a party I just want to turn off any thinking and have fun with my friends and talk about gravels of justice and if you cut a sandwich in half does it become two sandwiches and I am very sorry if this offends you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

YES IT DOES

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

you can fuck off too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

What do you find to talk about boxes?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I work in a box factory so quite a lot

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That sounds cool.
Do you get to take some home with you at the end of your day?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you can come to my party.
we'll play pin the tail on each other and critics be damned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)