My mother, sister and I were discussing marriage last night
My mum was around my age when she got together with my dad, and my sister's age when they married.

FUCK
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mum and dad had already had my sister when they were my age

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've had your sister

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

SETTLE DOWN AND START BREEDING NAOW

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I was only
twelve when I had the boys*



*may contain lies
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I can believe this : o

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

She was a dreadful slut when she started secondary school

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I love the word slut
It sounds great. Seriously, I do like the way it sounds - not the meaning, obviously.
Makes me think of a paper yogurt carton filled to the top and knocked by someone so some 'sluts' out onto the table.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I love you.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Size?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Oi!
I'll have you know I'm a size 8/10 in the USA. I have the trousers to prove it.

And I'm still smaller than the average UK woman, apparently.
Anymore of that lip and I'll sit on you when I see you next.
Erm...that doesn't sound the way I meant it to sound....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Well, looks like my job is to be sat on by b3ta women
For some reason, this doesn't bother me too much!

Also, I'll say it to you as you're here, I've lost weight now! I can wear 32" jeans again, it's awesome!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I prefer US sizes as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

My mother was married by my age
now that's a scary thought. They didn't have children for another ten years thankfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)