Scuba diving in the Galapogos Islands was pretty cool
lots of sharks and sealions and turtles and stingrays.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ooh that sounds amazing.
Any photos I can nosy at?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

None since yahoo geocities stopped
but I didn't have an underwater camera, so all my photos were on land.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

furry muff
It'll probably just make me even more jealous anyway. Me and Gonz are going to have a scuba diving company one day. It'll have a badly spelled sign with a cute backwards s on it for scuba.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm not sure that would inspire confidence in your customers
"Lurn 2 div with profeshunals, satisfaction garonteeed"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It would say
Scoobar dieving
see a majical underwater mehtropolees
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

you know you would want to go if you read that sign.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

hell yeah

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Needs a damp lolcat on the sign.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

lolcat pug
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

my parents went there one wedding anniversary
the photos were amazing, i was very jealous.

now i am very jealous of you too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'd love to go there for my honeymoon
sadly I don't think I can afford to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Croydon it is then.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'm intending to go to the caribbean
particularly as I'm reading a book about pirates at the moment

it's probably all going to have to be a loan or a credit card job though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Captain Pugwash pop up books do not count as "reading"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

it's not far from it
Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I may have to give that a read if it's any good
I really enjoyed "Timeline" and "Congo" (shame the films are shit). I saw Westworld on TV a few weeks back, I hadn't seen it in years and it was ACE!

Edit - Just checked the Amazon score...3/5 stars...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

they found it after he died
probably not quite finished.

It's a bit different to his usual stuff. Entertaining enough.

Jurassic Park and the Lost World are worth a read. Much better than the films. In fact, most of his books are worth a read.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

we can take the Smug Croissant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

huzzah!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It was ages ago (April 2002)
the last time I went diving (useless git that I am)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

this does not reduce my jealousy
as 2002 is better than NEVER!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I've never been diving, shall we go together in a swimming pool?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Good point
well done, you've actually made me feel better about life. (It's been a shitty day, it started with an early morning trip to the dentist)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I too enjoy revelling in others' misery.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Hey, I wasn't revelling in anything
Miss Swipe pointed out that even though it was ages ago, I had done it.

Positive finking innit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

not for her

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

And now you've made me feel bad
Miss Swipe built me up and you knocked me down.

I'm the first man in the world to have his emotions messed with by women...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

it is very sweet
that i can improve your life just by talking to you ONLINE.

understandable, but v sweet.

urgh on the dentist, did he hurt you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

She was very kind
I only ever need a scale & polish, but I always feel like I have been face-raped by the end of it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)