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Quick questiondoes anyone know anything about paypal? For some reason it says that my balance is £50 but my available balance is only £17, but since the £50 went in nothing has gone out. WHERE'S MAH MONEH BITCH!
I also have a boring Word related query if anyone wants to put their underwear on the outside and help me?
Alt hopefully less boring Q: what's the best holiday you've been on and why?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:46,
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latest was 16 years ago)
what's the word query?alt: 2 weeks in the Outer Hebrides earlier this year. Beautiful place, great food, just me and the mrs, got engaged. Lovely.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:47,
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rabies
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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like me !!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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Whenever one of our secretaries highlights a sentence to make it bold or whatever,it automatically updates the whole bloody document and messes with the margins, etc. I created a new template for her with all the correct fonts and stuff in the hope it would clear it, but it didn't. I've gone through the help bit which says to untick the 'automatically update' box for each of the formatting sections, but the box is already unticked. It's driving me crazy!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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It'll be a change in her normal.docx filefind that delete it, delete the system 32 folder.
Restart your computer. open word, make a new file go save as call it i'mamassiveidiot.doc and then jump out the window.
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I've already deleted and created a brand new template for herand it's not docx, it's word 03.
thanks for being a jerk though, that's helpful.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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Did you delete the normal template though?That's loaded in the background.
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yes, completely.I deleted it and created a brand new template. Is there somewhere else I should be deleting it from?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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Noit seems to be no matter where or how you click the bold, underline, etc, it just turns the whole thing spaccy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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ps don't do any of thatbut it'll probably be a change in the "normal" file which is the default template and is loaded everytime they open word.
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Don't botherword.mvps.org/FAQs/Formatting/WholeDocumentReformatted.htm
1 Read that
2 sort the problem
3 tell everyone how great I am.
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loading......still loading........
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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If that doesn't workthis should in VB
ActiveDocument.Styles(wdStyleNormal).AutomaticallyUpdate = False
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I'm sorry can you explain that a bit more please?I'm not that clevers.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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that sounds annoyingand the sort of thing that I generally fix by fiddling with the appropriate settings until it sorts itself out.
Word is the most stupid of programs.
I would've thought making the new template would sort it...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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I wish people would try and fix things themselves,but because they know that I can usually figure out how to fix things they don't even bother, they just ring me. I fucking hate it, I left IT for a reason.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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I find the sameI fix almost all problems with computers that people have here, and the way I do it is by having a rough idea of how to use the software and then following some sensible avenues of investigation.
The level of ineptitude with IT in my office baffles me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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It's not ineptitude. It's fucking lazyness.One of the reasons I retired.
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The last one, to the South of Francealthough I was pretty torn up emotionally, it was a fantastic holiday, and just what I needed health-wise. Plus I got to try new and exciting things like veal, swim in a lovely cool pool and drink copious amounts of gin at any time during the day.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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I know nothing about the other two, sorry.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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My boss just got back from the South of Franceand when I asked if he enjoyed it he just went "meh, you go, you come back, whatever". Rich bastard.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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For shame.I went and stayed at my friend's house. It was lovely. In the middle of fuckin' nowhere though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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you totally do thoughit's painfully obvious!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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oh yes, he's been after me for about 3 yearshe's just a very very slow mover.
maybe that is what we could put on the t-shirts? "psychochomp is just a bit slow" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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Bit too slow to dodge out of the way of people lunging for him, for sure(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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it is clear from the photographsthat he was not even TRYING to dodge!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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The camera liesor is it "the camera never lies"?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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She's got a mong
oh shut up, i never do strikethroughs normally.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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Oh my god oh my god make that and wear it to the bashI'll come in one saying "I slept with someone off the internet and all I got was this crippling undiagnosed Asperger's"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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oh god I want thisI really really want this. My birthday is in November, please?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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30thSt Andrews Day. And Paul Daniels Day
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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ah wellmine is 11th. poppy day!
still the best month though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:34,
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depends what the contest wasi would be good at: make-up quizzes, vodka downing or chocolate eating contests, and - oh, that's about it.
i've wasted my life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:49,
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Well you'd beat me at all of thoseBut I think Amberl win the alcohol related one.
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October?Or September like practically everuone else/
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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You can buy me a t-shirt then(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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do you not think it's a bit creepy that your desiraytells you the life stories of anyone who rings you?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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October is naturally the best month(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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I think you're beginning to regret not taking him up on his kind offer.(
WormuIus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:28,
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Thanks, you're a loveI've detailed the problem above, kthx
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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Scuba diving in the Galapogos Islands was pretty coollots of sharks and sealions and turtles and stingrays.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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ooh that sounds amazing.Any photos I can nosy at?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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None since yahoo geocities stoppedbut I didn't have an underwater camera, so all my photos were on land.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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furry muffIt'll probably just make me even more jealous anyway. Me and Gonz are going to have a scuba diving company one day. It'll have a badly spelled sign with a cute backwards s on it for scuba.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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I'm not sure that would inspire confidence in your customers"Lurn 2 div with profeshunals, satisfaction garonteeed"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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It would sayScoobar dieving
see a majical underwater mehtropolees
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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you know you would want to go if you read that sign.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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my parents went there one wedding anniversarythe photos were amazing, i was very jealous.
now i am very jealous of you too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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I'd love to go there for my honeymoonsadly I don't think I can afford to.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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I'm intending to go to the caribbeanparticularly as I'm reading a book about pirates at the moment
it's probably all going to have to be a loan or a credit card job though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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Captain Pugwash pop up books do not count as "reading"(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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it's not far from itPirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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I may have to give that a read if it's any goodI really enjoyed "Timeline" and "Congo" (shame the films are shit). I saw Westworld on TV a few weeks back, I hadn't seen it in years and it was ACE!
Edit - Just checked the Amazon score...3/5 stars...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:37,
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they found it after he diedprobably not quite finished.
It's a bit different to his usual stuff. Entertaining enough.
Jurassic Park and the Lost World are worth a read. Much better than the films. In fact, most of his books are worth a read.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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It was ages ago (April 2002)the last time I went diving (useless git that I am)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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this does not reduce my jealousyas 2002 is better than NEVER!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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I've never been diving, shall we go together in a swimming pool?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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Good pointwell done, you've actually made me feel better about life. (It's been a shitty day, it started with an early morning trip to the dentist)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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I too enjoy revelling in others' misery.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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Hey, I wasn't revelling in anythingMiss Swipe pointed out that even though it was ages ago, I had done it.
Positive finking innit
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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And now you've made me feel badMiss Swipe built me up and you knocked me down.
I'm the first man in the world to have his emotions messed with by women...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:44,
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it is very sweetthat i can improve your life just by talking to you ONLINE.
understandable, but v sweet.
urgh on the dentist, did he hurt you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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She was very kindI only ever need a scale & polish, but I always feel like I have been face-raped by the end of it.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:25,
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Can't help with wordbut always up for wearing pants over trousers.
Alt Q: Snowboarding in Whistler, stunning scenery, Canadians are brilliant guy and 21 days of sun and snow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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Canada sucksand I won't hear different.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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reading different is ok though yeahcause it was beeeoootiful!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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Utter nonsense. It is beautiful and Candians are generally sound people, I have found.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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fuck off you hate everything.and BRIAN ADAMS.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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so much this ^(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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One man a nation doth not makeor something along those lines.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:25,
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Canada is pretty awesome.The only bad thing about Canada is that my aunt and cousins live there, so if I ever go, I have to visit.
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https://www.paypal.com/uk/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_help&nav=5
Best holiday was 5 weeks in Tibet which included going to Mount Everest base camp.
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thanks dickslap but I've already been through the paypal help and it's not in there.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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psstit's dicksplatt
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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I don't like thatit makes me think of Art Attack.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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never been anywhere glamorous but last years at the beach was really funmy staycation starts tomorrow evening
*celebrates*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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Can't help with the two questions.But I'll take my jeans off and stand imposingly in my underwear anyway.
Either camping with my sister this July, or Oslo for my 16th birthday, I utterly fell in love with the place. I really felt at home there, as odd as it sounds.
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You look like a Scandy and you're northern; probably a Scandy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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What's up with Word?I spent enough years being IT Support for my mother and sister, I may be able to help. Paypal is beyond my remit though.
Alt Q: Hmm, good question. My last one was very nice, though partly because so long since I'd had a proper holiday. But it looks like I might have a trip to Prague in about a month so ask me again then.
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You sound like a middle-class Cameo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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With his wrists, he'll never get the codpiece off in time when he goes to the toilet.(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
It'll be 'Turd Up' all over the place.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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revised lyricsDah pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird turd to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your brother, your sister
And mama too, cause they’re
About to go down
And you’ll know just what to do.
Wave your hands in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The People as they start to poop and stare.
Do you dump, do your dump quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s
The Turd, ah turd up,
Everybody say when you hear the call
You got to get it underway,
Turd up, it’s the code word,
No matter where you say it,
You’ll know that you’ll be heard.
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Cameo, you fucking Blind Pugh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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I don't get thisI'm sure it's ever so clever though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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You know... Word up?that is sung really nasally
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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Look at Crow's post.Then read the reply immediately below it. The one about CAMEO and their song WORD UP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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I meant the Blind Pugh bit.I don't care about the rest.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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Actually it took me a while to work out why you were calling him such.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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Cameo.And G.U.N.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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I hadn't realised she covered it.And frankly I'm not arsed either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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I'd like to cover her.In wet concrete.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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Korn also covered ittheir version isn't too bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:37,
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Never really got into themthey always sounded to me like they were trying a little too hard to be spooky and sinister. I went the way of Slipknot.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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a couple of their tracks sounded a bit like that I supposethey are certainly shitloads better than Slipknot.
Their live version of Another Brick in the Wall by Floyd blew my mind
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52,
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I really liked slipknot. I just fell in love with the drumming and percussion straight away. Did you see Joey Jordisson came top of the Best Drummer of the past 25 years poll.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:08,
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yeah I didI haven't listen closely to enough of their stuff to know whether that was justified or not.
I find it hard to believe he is better than Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater who came second. I don't recall the guy from Porcupine Tree being all that special either.
I rate the dude from Tool as well, for crazy time signatures and rhythms
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:11,
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I very much hope that two nights camping at Woodhall Spa and visiting The Kinema In The Woodswill prove to be the greatest ever hoilday.
What could possibly top it?
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I've been thereyou poor soul
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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Are you suggesting that it may not be the weekend full of glamour and sophistication that I've been led to believe?I'm quite shocked.
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Paypal stole your money to buy MASSIVE DRUGSOoh QOTW is complaining
Heelllllooooo element
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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I can't wait to read all the MASSIVE INJUSTICEthe spoilt twats come up with this week.
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It can never be worse than the things that got thrown away oneALL MY STAR WARS IN THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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I am ashamed to admitthat I was the first of about ten 'my mother threw out my 2000ADs' people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Aww your moaning got you an icon(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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I was SOUGHT OUTby a GROVELLING MOD, and was also asked to become an UNDERCOVER SPY for my NEW BEST MATES, THE MODS.
I have to make a daily report - and if I see any dodgy spelling/grammar or I just take a dislike to someone - BLAM. That's it - their account gets deleted LIKE THAT *snaps fingers*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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Oh man I'm so screwedGoodbye everyone
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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not as much as meI might change my name to Al the geordie and hope for the best.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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Yeah I'm bert I'm going to go and sleep with your sister..no wait
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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hahaha instant stay of execution for that one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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Monty's new icon bling
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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she wouldn't let me touch her breasts so I flipped over the dinner table, pissed down her leg and drove away in my honda accord(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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I think my Paypal account has one penny in it, so I'm not much help.For the ALT Q though, and I've mentioned this place before, here:
A cottage on the gatehouse of a castle, surrounded by a moat. Comes complete with guard geese, and excellent privacy. Some knuckle dragger related to Vipros lives in the nearby village, if I recall.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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where is this?is it available to riff raff like me?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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Stogursey in Somerset.Monty has to vet you first, but his standards have fallen recently, so you'll be fine.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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It is gorgeous. I will be googling it now.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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It's owned by the Landmark Trust.I'm off to another of their places at the end of next week.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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Sounds like a great place on the website and it's free over Halloween. I love taking short breaks to places like this with a few friends.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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It's pricey, but well worth it for a special holiday.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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Have you been to any of their places?Our next will be our fourth.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:49,
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Only to pop in on other families staying at their places.Is that fort in the Channel still on their books?
I always planned to have a truly debauched party there one day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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man that'd be awesome(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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You could make the most amazing racketand be utterly cavalier with how you behaved and no-one would know or care (as long as no-one died)...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:00,
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I would definitely come to your partyand offer the services of my mediocre band
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:05,
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We shouldform our own super-group especially for the occasion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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definitelywe won't need to practice because it'll be one big psychadelic freakout
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:22,
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I would like to drum(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38,
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Fort Clonque is still on the books, I have a friend who had his 40th birthday there.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58,
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my bro's mrs is from Stogurseyinteresting eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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Bah!15 minutes, I've been sat here waiting for someone to post "How does it smell?"
Ya set of bastudz.
*SULKS*
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It smelled of dry thatch, but was otherwise unremarkable.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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SHIT!!Bartleby's SURROUNDED BY RAOUL MOAT!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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Looks rather like the mill on the cover of Black Sabbath's 1st LPOne of the best sleeves ever, that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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Can't help with the first two.Holidays, however... 3 weeks on the west coast of the states San Fransisco, Vegas, L.A. and San Diego) was pretty amazing; 3 weeks driving around Florida ditto; skiing in Vermont; every time we've been to Kos.
I shan't include the last minute week in Spain (got the shits for the whole week) and Gran Canaria (got ripped off to the tune of around £2500) in those.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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I could never get on with Biafra's vocal style.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:50,
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I think the one I like is called Police Truckor something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:54,
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'Police Car' by Larry Wallis is an ace record.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56,
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Police Truck was the B side to Too Drunk to FuckI think.
The bass riff on their version of Viva Las Vegas is pretty cool.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:20,
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My best ever holiday(if you can call it that) was when me and my chum Nick were trusted to go unsupervised to the Treworgey Tree Fayre, Liskeard, Cornwall 1989. I was 15. It was incredible.
Foreign holiday-wise my tour of Ancient Greek sites (also '89) was incredible, and I managed to acquire a lovely girlfriend on that trip too. Seeing thick dawn mist rising at Delphi is a sight never to be forgotten.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:50,
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did you see the Oracle?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:51,
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He's also implying she was thick.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:19,
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New york for a week during christmas when it was snowing and OH WOW TALL BUILDINGS and walking all the way up'n'down the statue of liberty...... and going to that toy store with the huge peino you stamp on.
Followed by a trip down to florida where we were invited to the Flordia Panther's first game by the NHS and disney world/epcot/that-sort-of-thing and swimming with dolphins.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58,
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Keyboard thing, from that film, Home Alone or BIG, can't remember.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01,
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the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'or so it is said
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:04,
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FAO Schwartz is the toy store isn't it?New York is lovely in winter, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01,
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I think that's the one !Yup, it's absolutly magical.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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lol, sfw.www.FerretHandJobs.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01,
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excellentI have a mate whose nickname is Ferret.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:04,
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Ferret? Catweazle?Going out with your mates must be like hanging around in a Yorkshire pet shop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:16,
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different set of matesBUT THEY ALL SMELL LIKE A PET SHOP!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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Together, you areTHE PET SHOP BOYS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:19,
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I love how it says they are changing the name to 'provide a better service to clients'i.e. to stop people who are looking for sexy weasel assistance being disappointed.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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Ring them and ask. Their helpline is actually pretty good.I love paypal for its ease and like how loads of online shops use it, it means I can shop at work without having to get my card out.
I've been on loads of great holidays, probably the best was a month in aus with a long weekend in singapore on the way home.
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