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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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if your mum were a car
she would be red or silver
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
This has surely got to win POTD

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
not quite
"if" takes the subjunctive. so it should be "if your mum WERE a car".

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)
happy now?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
much happier

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a go on HER dipstick
no, hang on, that doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I'd check her oil with my dipstick

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I'd give HER a 12,000 mile service

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

she's been round the clock more than once

l
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I wouldn't mind taking YOUR mum for her MOT and replacing a couple of bald tyres

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
what the?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
nice headlights

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
mine are more like indicators

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I'd give her a thorough cleaning inside and out
including wax and polish and dashboard clean, not to mention a complimentary air freshener*

*which she really needs!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I'd check her wheel alignment and tyre pressure
and her rear-axle bushes for wear and tear.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
you sick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
dey fackkin laaaaahve it!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah I keep her in the garage overnight
when I take her out I rag the shit out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

overnightfor several days while texting her friends and family that she'd left me
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I'd fill HER up with unleaded
before embarking upon a briefly sexually charged yet ultimately doomed relationship with her
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

shall I fist your exhaust

s
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
You're like a funny person
without the funny
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
this I already know

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
That was unneccessarily harsh, I apologise, lack of sleep

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Al's threads are like kryptonite to me so I'm off for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I'd replace her cylinder-head gaskets
then wait three days before sending her a cock-gaz.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

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