i spent about 3 weeks
choosing between black and a slightly sparkly midnight blue. i went for black. red is only ok on a certain type of car, i think. i had a 1970's bright red beetle when i was 17 and that looked awesome. but it doesn't work for everything!

when my dad bought his bentley ford fiesta he said that he wanted a red one. (if i had been there, this would never have been allowed.) he said that the salesman looked reeeeeally pained and said, "oh, sir. i really must say... we have never ever sold a red one."

to which my dad replied in his broad yorkshire accent, "why the hell is it in your brochure then?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah well my dad had two bentleys

( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

My dad can eat a whole bentley

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

My dad did your mum in the back of one of his bentleys

( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

My Dad pinned your Mum against a wall in his Bentley

( WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

My dad is bent.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

and named 'Lee'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

How's that for a blowjob?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

yeah
what about her breasts?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

PsychoChomp likes breasts

( WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

he doesn't like his own

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)