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Has anyone else commented on the fact that the autistic bloke that hacked the pentagon
looks exactly the same as BBC's 'Sherlock'?
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WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:51,
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Oh it's like when you went insane and had a massive conversation on a calendar event again!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:58,
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Only less interesting
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:00,
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He's losing it,
I can't wait for the flounce.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:00,
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I can't wait to see what he says about me
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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I wasn't mentioned in the last one
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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Me neither
I'm hoping he concentrates on OT regulars rather than /talk
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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I would like to be included in the next flounce too, please.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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I do hope he's taking notes
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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I'm sad Kaol isn't here
he is a goldmine of stuff to be sarcastic about
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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I wonder if Psychochomp will have to beg to be included in this one.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:18,
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I can just picture the headline now.
"Wormulus: Local artist who gave up principals to become a lawyer desides to diss all round decent guy for no apparent reason than to get attention from people on the internet. Internet's collective response is 'oh diddums', nobody is perturbed by this series of events".
The font would bleed over to the other side of the page because of the size of the headline.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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Gonz people were queing to get into ASDA in southgate this morning
because they had traffic control in the car park. Why would someone queue just to get into an ASDA Gonz? Why? Surely southgate people aren't that desperate?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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What in god's blazes were you doing in southgate without looking a brother up?
Is this because I shunned everyone last night in favour of
[OH WOE IS ME stuff] sushi?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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I for one was massively disappointed you didn't make it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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I was too shattered =(
I have this treatment stuff every 8 weeks, and it knocks me out for a couple of days, whipes out loads of my imume system which is knackering. Doesn't make me feel sick or anything, but just really tired, like a bad cold. But the stuff fixes me for most of the rest of the time. I have about 2 bad weeks out of every 8, where as before it was reversed.
It just happened to be that this time Social Things conflicted with Medical Things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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Sorry to hear that - next time, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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Yeh', deffo =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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Sorry Gonz
I was only passing through, though I do like to have a look at your flat every time I drive past to make sure it's okay.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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I hope you sang to yourself...
"I have often walked, down this street before. Something Something, something ryhming with before. Something Something, just knowing I'm on the street where you live !".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50,
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THere's some chick there that'll even sleep with sexface
word's got around.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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I thought she had headed back sarf of the river
to punch strangers in the face
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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I've always been sarf of the river.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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Not when you were fucking sexface
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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:(
Actually I don't tend to go North much. Apart from that horrible night where I ended up in NW17
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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OH MY GOD DID YOU FUCK SEXFACE?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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she totally fucked sexface
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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oh my god
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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They've never seen such luxury items before.
It's like the Enfield Ikea stampede all over again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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>:(
Edmonton, not enfield, that's like me bunching Wood Green in with Muswell Hill because they're both in hackney.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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Ooops sorry, once I get out of the East End
I haven't a fucking clue where I am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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Actually Gonz, they're both in Harringey
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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oh, yeah', I get hackney/harringay mixed up all the time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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One's full of knives, the other is full of child abusers
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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this is suspiciously well spelled.
prove you're really Gonz.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:18,
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Gawd, you're worst than the priest when he asked for me to prove that not only you're a real person, but you do wish to marry me, and that it's OK in some cultures to marry someone without the bride being present.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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Identity confirmed
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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hahahah
officelol
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I lolled at that.
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WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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Wormulus.....
I was wondering, if you don't mind so much, could you tell me your secret to your success with both the ladies _and_ buisnesses at the same time?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:01,
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wear a scarf
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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Have a massive chin like a cock covered in papier mache
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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what an idiot
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:11,
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He looks evil
Well.. more evil
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:12,
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Have you read the sexy bits yet?
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WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I haven't bought it,
I may though sounds like a fairly interesting read.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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The Guardian had a best bits column in the G2 the other day
I was almost sick in my mouth.
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WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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was Cherie involved?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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I would rather steal it
and donate money to the British Legion directly, rather than in that shit cunts name.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:35,
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^ this
Though I'm more likely to borrow a copy, than steal it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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You mean, like, he gets a business to sit on his face while the girl is riding him?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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That lucky bastard
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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Local businesses
or multinationals?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:04,
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I reckon he gets a couple of corner shops, or a branch of next most friday nights
but when it's his birthday he shells out and gets something like GSK or Accenture.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:09,
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I heard he got off with a Tesco Metro once.
Fucking paedo.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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I'm fucking disgusted.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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I heard he fucked Past Times
what a weirdo
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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Confidence
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WormuIus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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Dr. Watson looks exactly like that bloke from The Office
and Moriarty looked a bit like the bloke from "My life in Film"
and Mrs. Hudson looked like y/m
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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One of my customers is called Steve Cary
and he gave his email as SCARY MWAHAHAHAHA @soandso.com.
I may marry him
oh my god then my name would be SCary too! I am so doing it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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it my enormous vagina with a double decker bus right now
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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Next time I see you, you are going to pay for all these comments
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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you are going to pay for all these comments will be when I release my pelvic floor muscles and let you out.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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I knew a guy whose name was Charles Ock-Sucker
and his email address was
[email protected]
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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Bit harsh on Sherlock
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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Haha, I was waiting for you to appear
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Well naturally
red rags to bulls and all that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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I've just remembered a surreal moment from last night
when I was stood in the bogs (which have a weird hobbit feel to them as the ceiling is about 5'8" high at a guess, one of the chefs was next to me, and asked me in all seriousness if I was 7' tall, bless him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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I remember you telling me that
and then going "RARRRRR I'M A GIANT!" and doing a giant impression.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Oh dear, did I?
I was little 'refreshed' by that point.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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You? I won't hear it, Monty, it can't be true.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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I know IT sounds unlikely.
If I hadn't have been there myself to witness it, I'd be declaring this DAMNED LIES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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IT'S?
You're dead to me.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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Your're D'ead.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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