Ooooh - you're popular
www.b3ta.com/board/10175136

;)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have already documented this in the thread below

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I've just noticed.
Bah. I'm soooo behind the times.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

If it makes you feel better you make me moist

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah. I'll try not to spill my pint on you next time.
Awwwww fuck! A wasp! I'm going to have to run away now.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Did you last time?
Was that before or after I covered you in footoprints
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Those footprints took ages to wash out.
What with them being basically cement dust, it'd not occurred to me that putting my trousers in the washing machine'd actually make the marks more permanent.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Women want to be me, guys want to get with me

( broadsword, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Trufax.
The picture is of the character 'Bubbles' from the cult Canadian comedy 'Trailer Park Boys' which is well worth checking out.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_Park_Boys
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

this is the sort of thing you might know
there was once a canadian sketch show (not Kids in the Hall) where on one episode they had to prove that Shakespeare was a penguin called Robert. It was hilarious, and I have no idea what it was called.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Sorry - I can't help you there.
Have a spliff instead and think of something else.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

My favourite sketch was from an Austrailian show
A guy in a car gets pulled over by a police man
Police man: Can I see your driving license please
*hands it over*
Police man: Says here you need glasses to drive
Man: I have contacts
Police man: I don't care who you know sonny you're coming with me.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that is good
I quite like the Brain Surgeon one from Mitchell and Webb
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Ooh the grammar guy who kills everyone in the meeting is good too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I saw a little of myself in that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

A little as you don't work in an office?
Or have a gun (hopefully)?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

yeah that is good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

That's your favourite sketch?
Have you only ever seen one sketch?

And it was from an Australian show - is it no longer? Where's it from now?

Anyway, this is the best sketch ever (kicks in after the first bit):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Sw4z8YXmg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

*mwah!* big kiss!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Whatever monty
I'm going home now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I knew I recognised him but I couldn't figure out why!
I was worried it was a client at work.

(legal work, not prostitution work)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Well hello there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Yo!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Did you get back OK?
It was an honour and a great pleasure to make your acquaintance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yup
Got back fine. It was a good evening: I had fun. Shame I don't trust my hangover tolerance sufficiently to have come out to the pub after. Oh, well.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Today has been a struggle, I cannot lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

are you coming to the Davros bash in October
as part of the Manchester Contingency Massive?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm going to be able to afford to come now
as I have recently found that I am super-uber-mega skint and will be for some time to come.

:-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

that's rubbish
it looks like lots of fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I know
I really want to go, but I'm painfully skint this month and can't see it improving enough next month for me to be able to go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I also am painfully broke
you need to rediscover studenty ways Vipros
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I am as much as possible
we've pretty much reduced costs as much as we can already. We just haven't got enough money to pay bills, save for wedding and enjoy ourselves all at the same time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm gonna try...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Do it. Doitdoitdoitdoit

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Where do I find him?!
*sigh*
sooooooooooooooo dreamy
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

You have very odd dreams.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I don't even need to click on that link to know I'm popular
I'm very popular
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yes Theo, very popular

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Thanks Theo! I try my best

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

You're welcome there. Any plans for this evening?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Going out for Chinese with a friend

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Sounds fun, you have a nice evening, ta-ta

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Night!

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Are you Wormulus in disguise?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

COCK TUESDAY!!!

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)